Oh my Lord did you see her hat?

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Victoria Beckham's choice of hat for meeting the queen - oh my goodness, what ever made her think it was nice?

Sorry. Am getting giddy as it is nearly hometime, dh is coming to get me to rescue me from crap bus service and I am off next week!

Have a lovely week.

Will have to resist mumsnetting

THAT is a Footballer's Wives hat. Good choice.

give me Colin Firth anyday!

the hair down was a huge mistake. Not that it's her hair anyway...

No, it comes from some poor peasant russian lass who has to sell her locks to eat.

poor peasant russian lass could give her teeth too couldn't she to solve the 'no smiling' thing???

That's a hat???

no, that's a 'creation' Soupdragon

but its designer so must be wonderful

Maybe Brooklyn made it for her out of pipe cleaners and felt remnants.

soupie

Sorry i love it!!

I like the hat too, but wish DB would just try not speaking and ruining the whole effect. I find it funny that the paper can't quote an entire sentence from him and sometimes can only bring themselves to quote just one word from one of his sentences. Posh would probably have to get braces to fix her teeth and probably just can't bring herself to do it. Although I thought she was just doing a catwalk model impression.

That's not a hat it's something my 3yo made at playgroup

The hat is wierd and her outfit looks like she's going to a funeral. Surely a bit of colour wouldn't have done any harm.

And you'd think with so many woman (and men) fantasizing about her ol' man she have something to smile about regardless of horrid teeth and of course the whole occaision of meeting Lizzy at the big house on her hubby's day. Miserable bitch!

I thought that neither of them smile because she thinks they look better when they don't and maybe it makes them look "posh"!

He deserves that OBE, he is a good ambassador for our country and a good role model for the youngsters IMO.
Her hat was horrid though, did you see DB not know where to kiss her.

LOL! I spent ages looking for the hat in the pictures, I thought that was a bush in the background!!!

I don't think Posh would get her teeth fixed, afterall don't they say it affects your singing voice? Hence the reason Freddie Mercury etc never had their teeth fixed!

Posh should get them all whipped out then and maybe she wouldn't sound so much like a strangled chicken lol.

What's wrong with her teeth? They're not "perfect", but are nice, and white, and she used to smile. It's only a pose, isn't it?

doormat, I think he deserves it too, he is a treasure. I wish she would just recognise that her day's gone and stay home more.

I reckon they have given him the OBE so that Jonny can get a knighthood at New Year

Call that a hat? Wouldn't keep the rain off would it??

I haven't seen The Hat but here's a Jonny joke.
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Johnson, Dallaglio and Wilkinson are standing before God at the throne of Heaven.

God looks at them and says; "Before granting you a place at my side, I must first ask you what you believe in".

Addressing Johnno first he asks, "what do you believe? "Johnson looks God in the eye and states passionately,"I believe Rugby to be the food of life. Nothing else brings such unbridled joy to so many people from the grim North to the bright lights of Twickenham. I have devoted my life to bring such joy to people who stood on the terraces supporting their club." God looks up and offers Johnno the seat to his left.

He then turns to Lawrence, "and you, Lol, what do you believe?"

Lawrence stands tall and proud, "I believe courage, honour and passion are the fundamentals to life and I've spent my whole playing career providing a living imbodiment of these traits."

God,moved by the passion of the speech offers Dallaglio the seat to his right.

Finally, he turns to Wilkinson, "and you, Jonny, what do you believe?"

"I believe..." says Wilkinson ........... "you're sitting in my seat"

I wish i knew about sport and could laugh at that joke i reckon its probably really funny. I've written it down though to send to my mad fanatical rugby father. I'll let him explain it to me