NO Michael Gove you TWAT. I don't want to donate to buy the queen a 60 million pound giant boat.

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Not content with earmarking £100 million to pay the guards for the jubilee party, bloody unelected Tories want us all to cough up for a fucking great boat for the queen. In THIS climate.

Read it and weep.

I'm so annoyed. Time to join Republic I reckon.

I hate Michael Gove - he's a stupid little turd fuck bucket.

And no, Im not sure the Queen needs a new boat - I've not been persuaded of the benefit to the country of it.

Hear Hear!

(apart from Republic - I quite like the monarchy, am just not up for buying them giant presents, I'm sure a kindle would do her fine.)

I think we could probably stretch to some candle sticks from.next though. Everyone agree?

Maybe some sparkly lit twigs (twiggy shit), she's got loads of candlestics

Havent no 10 gone into damage limitation issued a statement saying that this idea on spending not appropriate at the moment.

I'm reassured by the belief that the Queen would have more sense than to accept, even if the Gov did offer. At least I want to believe that's true. He really is on a different planet, isn't he?

Yes, government have issued a statement saying Queen will not be getting a new yacht given the current economic climate so its not the "bloody unelected Tories", just Michael Gove suggesting it and government sensibly saying not on your nelly.

I would like to know what planet gove is on , just so I don't visit it by mistake

Good Christ.

I want to find something really angry and clever to say but I'm Absolutely Fucking Speechless.

I'm glad that his unelected colleagues don't agree but reserve the right to find it very scary that people like Gove are in the corridors of power making big changes to our lives.

Another glimpse of Tory ideology. We keep getting these scary reminders. Like the MP from, was it Staffordshire, who dressed up as an SS Officer for his mate's stag party in a restaurant in France.

Too many scary loons. I was prepared to give them a go, but it's just not working.

He is so foul how dare he:I am outraged too.

maybe all the overpaid slackers could have a whip round. They get paid far too much after all.

I meant teachers in the last post

Argh he is incorrigible!

Bibles for every school, now this?! He is such a joker. All fur coat and nae knickers.

He has the gall to say his overhauls of education policy will take ten years to bear fruit - but expects unsatisfactory teachers to turn their results around within a term or face the sack.

All round wanksock.

If HE wants the Queen to have a new yacht, he can fucking pay for it.
My contribution shall be the extension of my middle finger.

What a stupid cunt.

I loved the twitter hashtag that people were using this this morning - #TheGoveBoat.

He is an idiot, and a liability to the ConDem Government.

Considering how unpopular he is, surely he could see that this announcement wasn't going to help?

At least the government have said no.

What a stupid cunt.

My personal quote of the day. And possibly of Gove's entire political career.

I can't believe he said something this stupid, speechless from surrey

Yes I love #thegoveboat.

He's such a nob. He needs to be sacked because of poor results, spectacularly poor judgement and overwhelming evidence of being completely out of step with normal people.

Michael Gove is such a twat.

Also am I right in thinking we all get a day off work for the Jubilee genuflections? Like we did for the wedding last year. And yet how they moaned on the day of the public sector strike about how much it would cost the economy.

They blatantly protect their mates and prop up and unfair system of inherited wealth. Even now.

Where do we all stand on some twigs in a vase and pebbles though? We could even get it gift wrapped. I can organise if you like.

Yep extra bank Hol on 4 June

I think he might actually be the worst man alive. Hope Sarah vine reads mums net ...