Has Sarah Jessica Parker actually *met* her own child?

[aloha]

I ask because in Grazia she's interviewed saying that she doesn't want to be a f/t mother (fair enough) and that she likes working (also perfectly fine) but then adds that work has its compensations for her son, such as (and I quote from memory) 'seeing a world famous performer sing with your child for four or five hours'. This child is 3 YEARS OLD! Four or five hours???
Is she of the Madonna school of parenting - ie she delegates the whole thing and has NO IDEA.

WEll you always see pix of her dressed down and taking her child out for coffee

I'm a music teacher and ds never has to withstand 4-5 hours of music. He could happily sit through a 2 hour concert with an interval but that would be his absolute limit. He's about 6 months younger. I think she has no idea.

I think we may have a meeting of minds here aloha!

My 8 year old would be hard pressed to concentrate for 4 or 5 hours. She's insane. And ugly. Am I allowed to say that?

Dh and I both absolutely recoil when she gurns at the camera in the 'Lovely' adverts!

She is hideous in that ad! And that's with professional make-up artists, soft focus et al. Why do people think she's attractive? She's minging.

Snurk MM!

My ds calls her horse face. That's so mean. What used to bug me is that funny squinty face she'd pull as Carrie in SITC, bleeeurgh. I quite like the fact that she isn't of the stereotypical Dawson's Creek mould.

But I think it's the contrast between the horse face and the SIMPERING that gets me. A woman of over 40 should not be SIMPERING.
And yes, my nine month old composed her first sonata yesterday.

First sonata at 9 months? Honestly, aloha, you mustn't feel bad about it - they are all gifted in their own special way.

Yes simpering, that is so the right word. That makes me want to slap her. I do think she looked good in the gap ads though.

dh had just been to the states and bought me Lovely perfume at an airport. He was sniffing it when the saleslady pointed to her poster and he said rather loudly "oh my wife can't stand her though" He said saleslady looked totally gobsmacked and said "that's a new one" Nice perfume though.

I'm theoretically in favour of famous people not all looking like Barbie (or Ken). But SJP's just horse-faced.

golly! mee-ow girls

I think its a darn shame she got her head caught in the lift doors!

spray@lift doors

She frightens dh, the horse face that is.

Ah, she may have the face of a horse but she has a child genius, clearly.

someone in my office (gay, natch) had lunch with her once. will try and dig for more dirt..

I saw this article Aloha. What a smuggle, is what I thought. And I larfed at the thought of that poor lad sitting for hours with a singer - my DD is also 3, loves singing and has recently mastered Jingle Bells and Santa Got Stuck Up the Chimney. She will sing them for 4 hours non stop, if allowed. Is this what SJP meant, do you think?

Neigh!

snort! Mistle-too

I've just had tea coming out of my nostrils!

(i misread part of the article: thought "why did you wait until you were 50 to have a child" was directed at SJP...thought she'd finally come out about her real age)