Apparently - the world is going to end on saturday.

[Bumfuzzle]

That's a bit of a bugger. I'm supposed to be going on holiday at the end of the month.

I do love the end of the world predictions.

Never hear much from them when the date has come and gone, mind.

Might leave the hoovering and ironing til Sunday then. No point wasting my final hours on housework.

oh good

Marvellous.
Then I don't have to go to my cousin's christening.
I'm pretty sure that it will rival Big Fat Gypsy Weddings for chavvy tackiness.

cool i love a good rapture - bring it

I'm being 'good' all week and looking forward to a wine/food blow-out on Saturday night, a lie in on Sunday morning, followed by a run and then a shower in peace. I have been obsessing about these things all week. If the world ends I shall be fucking livid.

Did you read about the business?

We'll look after your pets after the Rapture. Hundred and some dollars. I bloody love it!

I am working on the most boring documents in the world atm and am really looking forward to my holiday.

If the world ends on Saturday I shall have something to say to the Almighty!

It's supposed to be starting here in New Zealand. Which is pretty exciting for such a wee country.

yes I heard about this, I have a very busy day but I suppose I can fit in an Apocalypse

Well if I had known that I wouldn't have bothered doing the World's biggest pile of ironing yesterday.

If we are all going to die it is best to get it all over and done with so New Zealanders are lucky.

Could they not delay it until after my holiday in July? FFS we had to pay twice to change the tickets, I don't want those flights to be wasted.

I'd be tempted to leave out little piles of old shoes and clothes the night before, where the believers will see them.

Bum. Do you think I'll be able to get a refund on my flight ticket if I phone now? I am due to go to Manchester next week.

It better not - I'm at a wedding, and then going on holiday next week!

I hope it's true. I don't have to do the smear test then.

Really? Again? How can we fit them all in, these endings?

I hope not. I want to meet dc4 in sept, I would of found out the sex if I had of know the world was going to end

I hope I get to watch Britain's Got Talent first though.

Does this mean I don't need to bother making a dentist appointment? Hooray!

HELLO LADIES OF MUMSNET

TERRIBLY SORRY FOR THE MISUNDERSTANDING I SEEM TO HAVE DOUBLE BOOKED AND HAVE ACTUALLY SCHEDULED THE APOCALYPSE FOR 2012

THIS IS DUE TO A CLERICAL ERROR BY MY PLANNING DEPT, THE APPROPRIATE PERSON HAS BEEN RETRAINED.

YOU CAN ALL GO BACK TO YOUR ORIGINAL PLANS

THE 21ST OF MAY IS ACTUALLY A STAFF TRAINING DAY AND MY TEAM AND I WILL BE OUT OF THE OFFICE ON A TEAM BUILDING EXERCISE IN THE NEW FOREST

SHOULD YOU HAVE ANY QUERIES OR CONCERNS ON THE DAY IN QUESTION PLEASE PHONE YOUR LOCAL CHURCH WHO WILL HAPPY TO ANSWER ANY OF YOUR QUESTION

I think it's Judgement Day on the 21st May and then the end of the world on 21st October so we have a little more time. And if we don't no-one can contact me to moan!!

Oh God, while you're here -

What's the deal with fleas? What are they for then?

And - why did you have to make penises so ugly? Seriously. That's the best you could come up with?

And while we're on the subject of ugly, what's with Andrew lloyd Webber?

Were you pissed?

Didn't we have one of these in Jan as well? Are they going to happen every few months now up until Dec 2012?

RIGHT WELL...THATS A TRICKY ONE

FLEAS...ERM, LOOK THE THING IS I DONT REALLY KNOW WHO DID THAT, I LEFT THE OFFICE FOR A DAY AND WHEN I CAME BACK ONE OF THE LADS HAD INVENTED FLEAS AND WASPS. NOT SURE WHY AND NO ONE EVER OWNED UP TO IT.

AS FOR PENISES..I SLIPPED, WHAT CAN I SAY! I USED TO BE A LOT LESS PROFESSIONAL THAN I AM NOW DAYS. I GOT DISTRACTED AND GOT THE WHOLE LOOK WRONG.THATS NOTHING THOUGH YOU SHOULD SEE WHAT I DID TO SOME LITTLE THINGS I USED TO CALL DINOSAURS, OOOPS

AS FOR LLYOD WEBBER...HES THE DEVIL, I HAVE NO CONTROL THERE, NOT MY DEPARTMENT.