"Those summer holiday day trips are so expensive - entrance fees bad enough but getting through the inevitable gift shop that blocks the only way out is quite another thing...
Step one - cancel half term holiday in the Maldives (cost well into 5 figures, can't say how much in case my mum reads this but well well well into 5 figures) and replace with trip to our apartment in France. Cost of return Eurotunnel £146, accommodation free. Saving - £XX,854. And the saving doesn't stop there.
Maldives = new bikinis (and in September the only place you can buy them is Heidi Klein, at great expense), severe waxing, pedicure, manicure, a dozen new reading books and 8 bottles of very expensive sun screen (for some reason Chief Spending Officer insists on Dermalogica factor 30 spray, which he sprays liberally around his body, meaning that one bottle lasts just two days. And of course this is not suitable for his face so we also have to buy the face cream, and the lip salve).
...Even better, the only thing that's de rigeur in Val d'Isere is a Moncler jacket (expensive but extremely stylish and incredibly warm). And thanks to our previous unfettered spending regime, the kids have one each, I have two (three if you count my raincoat) and Chief Spending Officer has 6 to choose from! So being profligate in an earlier life has its benefits! We can now do our October holiday for a total of £146. Even the accommodation is paid for, due to a tactical decision by me 5 years ago to buy the apartment in the first place.
Mmmmmm. Now that I think about it, maybe the purchase of the ski apartment and all those Monclers may have something to do with the penury we now face. Oh well, they are sunk costs as any accountant worth his salt would tell you, so no point worrying about that now.
Off to have my nails done for a very posh do this evening - 40th anniversary of Saatchi and Saatchi. But before you reprimand me, I am going to Sensational Nails on the Roman Road... "
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"I am also a little afraid that the lack of clothes shopping is going to mean we lose some friends. We have already had Fred from Pollyanna, the nice Italian guy who runs Yohji and one of the girls from Start ring or email us to say they are so sorry not to have seen us for a while and ask if everything is OK with the family. So kind ...."
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