Attn. all shoite loaders of dishwashers -- here is my rule pertainign to the loading of cutlery

[Tutter]

items should be loaded "heads up", i.e. handles pointing down

there are 2 exceptions

(i) sharp knives
(ii) teaspoons that have just been used for hot drinks -- special dispensation given to avoid finger-burnage

You ought to flog one Tuts and make a big wine rack in the hole

no no, flog and replace with a drinks fridge

(unless already one of those too...)

Bet she does MrsB, she's posh

(but def not posh)

oh come off it - you are buying a house with two dishwashers

should we call you Two-Wash Tutter, like Two-Jags Prescott?

[runs]

i shall now be in oxon mrsbee - you are too i believe? [stalker]

[stalks right back]

you weren't at the picnic in Oxford yesterday though were you? Am sure I would have recognised you (small, blue, furry...)

Oh yes TwoWashTutter has a definite ring to it

TWT for short