I don't want to cause a riot, but where has all the zoflora gone?

[hugoagogo]

Asda- no zoflora
Sainsbury- no zoflora
Waitrose- no zoflora
Now I don't go mad with the stuff, but supplies are getting low in the agogo household (2 half full bottles of peach paradise) and I would quite like a cinnamon one or something, but would settle for a pink grapefruit.
But no nothing, nada, zilch

The "Hinch Army".

Apparently you can't survive if you have less than 12 bottles in stock at all time.

Blame Mrs Hinch🙄😂

Try the pound shop they always have it round here

B&M if you have one, otherwise amazon.

Who the trick is Mrs Hinch?

I don't get this Mrs Hinch thing. Her Instagram is just her house which looks to be endless grey crushed velvet and crystals.

Am I missing something?

I thought her photos were taken in black and white at first.

MissMalice me too. Not a joy of colour except, ironically, for her cleaning products.

JOT 😂 not joy.

She likes grey doesn't she?
I do a bit too, but she is putting me right off it though, It looks so blah!
I wonder if dh will go to wilkos for me? They've probably sold out too.

Gosh I have just looked up Mrs Hinch.

The naffest of naff. Like Next and Dunelm had a love child.

the hinch house looks like it was all purchased in bright house and b and m, cheap and tacky but clean at least.

I've got a friend on insta who keeps sharing photos of her 'hinch haul' and posting about how she's spent her weekend 'hinching' and conducting tasks such as zoflora-Ing the powder drawer of her washing machine.

The Hinch Army are hilarious.

They put zoflora in their Hoovers which seeings as it's flammable is not a great idea. Ditto burning it in wax burners.

Their husbands buy them zoflora as a present and they fall over themselves with gratitude.

They put flower displays on top of their cookers.

They bath their Hoovers.

BATH THEIR HOOVERS!

Home Bargains..if you have one.

It’s in most shops where I live. Maybe we are not a very clean county

I’ve been cursing Hinchmania for weeks now. I’ve been using Zoflora for years but it’s so bloody difficult to get a bottle of it recently.

I'm seeing Zoflora gift sets advertised on FB by small business crafters as christmas gifts, maybe they are buying it all - even can provide a personalised skooshy bottle, should you be so inclined.

Poundland.

Have you tried Aldi?

Last time i was in Savers they had loads of zoflora.

Home bargains always have some in, including the Christmas ones.

I managed to track down a bottle in a small hardware shop.
Hopefully, by the time I need another the cufuffle will be past.

What is Zoflora? How have I lived so long without ever needing it or hearing of it?