Blocked loo-my house is waist deep in sewage!!

[moondog]

Not really but thought it would get you over here.

Can I put caustic soda down it??
I can't find anything specifically for it yet I used to be able to I'm sure.

Nowt sinister-just the baby going mad with the bog roll.

I can see you are 'swamped' with replies so I'll just leave you to it then!

Hmmm,may have to Ruby.....

agree with RubyRioja

get as much out as you can using an implement ( dare I mention the loo-brush) or the marigolds

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lol
I seem to spend hours wiping wee and poo from everything.

a wire coathanger opened out with a loop on the end?

Knot a carrier back with some air in it then use it like a plunger. If that fails, marigolds and yog pots to scoop out the paper. Three toilet-paper loving children have given me this knowledge.

plunge it!

ps you do make me laugh moondog

and follow up the clearence with a good rant at the perpetrator - worked on my ds2

neat trick yoyo

If using wire coathanger you may have to scrub the marks off the enamel. Done that too.

Ooh yoghurt pots - now there's an episode of Balamory that I'd love to see. 'Well, it all started when Josie Jump put too much paper down her toilet...'

Knot a carrier bag?? Eh???? Why so???
Plunge it???

Fucking hell,sounds terrifying

MD - you know, like a balloon.

IMHO better to get as much out as possible rather than plunging as you may just move the blockage further on and end up getting dyno-rod out to clear it

Yoyo,no idea what oyu're on about!!!

be afraid ...be very afraid.

plunging [id recommend using a plunger]exploits the force of a vacum to shift the blockage...and is very effective.

I think you can use soda crystals...or was it bicarbonate of soda? Or would that make it foam up? I think you'd better ignore me!

shove it down the loo and 'plunge'it up and down..
surely you know that bit?

It works like a plunger - never got round to buying one as am a skinflint. Besides, being a SAHM gets so tedious that even coming uop with novel ideas to unblock toilet is interesting. I might even block it just for the hell of it. The fun of a successful unblocking. Might write a manual. Would at least involve my brain.

ugh, sorry can't help otherwise i would honk. Can't stand poo.

Yesterday dh trod in ds3's poo which fell out of his pyjama trousers as he dashed for the loo and didn't make it. Poo nugget lay camouflaged on our carpet - that was til dh trod right in it!!!

God, I pmsl even when dh was shouting obsenities at me for not helping him!

Barefoot as well which made it even funnier. Sqidged right between his toes.