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August is when the fledglings party, and perhaps do a bit of flying, maybe.

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BitchytheGreat · 01/08/2013 00:54

Roll up, roll up to this special birthday month for the fledglings...

We are going to attempt to keep the dc happy, whilst flying. No mean feat in the month of holidays and adventures.

Rule 1. yes even in a birthday month we have rules
It is not about perfection. A little is enough, no really.
Rule 2.
You are aloud to spend time doing fun things, don't regret them or feel guilty.
Rule 3. This one is a fat fairy rule.
you are never behind, jump in where you are

So newbies if you are reading this you are probably thinking wtf?! This is a wonderful system designed by the fly lady. in days gone olde one fledgling had a dream about the fly lady in which she was a fat fairy, thus the thread nickname fat fairy was born. Just so we don't confuse you like Wink
Anyhows, this month it is Bitchy's turn to lead, and perhaps this should come with a warning. She has her own unique style of leading but don't let that scare you off, the fledglings are luffsly and generally far more sane then the bitchy one Grin just be aware of bitchy's special brew. Terribly high in caffine and can sometimes be found in the naughty corner. Which reminds me, the naughty corner if for those who are struggling for whatever reason or those just in need of a stiff drink.

So this flying thing. It has three stages:
stage one: the babysteps. these build a routine. some of them are contriversial, and some a little wishy washy seem a little less significant. But most are really good.
Stage two: babysteps and missions one the routines are in place the missions are designed to help you tackle tasks room by room. These room by room approach is helpfully referred to as zones.
stage three: the mythical deep cleaning stage yeah lets just ignore that, none of us have got to the point where we have not only decluttered but got in control of the chaos Grin

Oh yeah CHAOS - what the fat fairy calls "Can't Have Anyone Over Syndrome"

That clear as mud? good. Let's Begin....

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Steamedcabbage · 08/08/2013 06:15

x posts

Hands Mercury Brew

Jesstryinghard · 08/08/2013 07:42

Off to Lego land today so flying isn't looking too hopeful :/

Hugs all xxx

BitchytheGreat · 08/08/2013 08:14

jess that is flying of sorts.

SC Grin at the misreading

child is now sleeping off the effects of last night 2 sodding am And me? yeah

ta da
internet stuff

to do
empty car
car to garage
tidy lounge and hoover
dining room
laundry
utility room
rinse out stuff put into to milton yesterday which got forgotten about.
put new stuff in to milton
pick up a couple of boxes of corn flour for crazy custard later

right first job, coffee shower and breakfast. And i might have to throw some pain killers in that mix too. I want my bed ,sobs>

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elliepac · 08/08/2013 08:20

Morning all. Shouldn't have drunk that wine last night as feeling a little worse for wear this morning! Today is another busy day pour moi. We are heading off to the caravan as a family on Saturday for a week but so much to do before then.

To do:-
Take dc's to cm's
Washing x lots (have separated into essential and non-essential)
Wallpapering
Clear dd's room ready for carpet fitters
Put curtains up
Put dd's room back together
Sort ds's room
Pick up uniform
Start getting holiday stuff together

Onwards and upwards.

BitchytheGreat · 08/08/2013 08:27

Ellie you are being rather efficient at this flying larky, you are starting to scare me. Blush otoh feel free to become the queen of lists atm. I lack energy motivation and ability to give a fuck.

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PositiveAttitude · 08/08/2013 09:04

good morning.

Very impressed with everyones lists. I am struggling with getting organised at the moment. I don't seem to be in the house long enough to do anything constructive, only long enough to make a mess! Hmm

Lovely morning here, so washing already on the line, and dog walked, although that was less than totally successful. Firstly I "missed" the bag when picking up poo and so managed to end with poo sat in my hand and bag on the ground. How on earth did that happen.Pesky bag had it in for me!!!
So, walking along the riverside trying to hide my pooey smelly hand from all the friendly dog walking people.
Then....and I will glare at anyone who sniggers here ....... we encountered a rather enthusiastic young dog, who did the doggy sniffing thing that they do, then horror of horror started humping my dog!!! Shock What on earth is doggy walking etiquette in this situation. I tried to call "my" dog, but she seemed to be enjoying it a little too much preoccupied. I had flashback memory of being told never to try to split up humping animals as you would be attacked, so I ended up sort of stood awkwardly trying not to look at them, trying not to look horrified and not sure if I wanted the other owner to appear round the corner, or not. Blush
So, now what do I do????? Do I need to find out if this dog is sterilised - I could text my friend, but don't want to panic her. IS there a "morning after pill" for dogs?? In all seriousness.....and I am not too convinced I will get this here, but not too sure where else to ask.......what do I do??

DD2 is home for the summer, which is lovely! so far

to do:
Family BBQ planned for tonight, need to shop for BBQ stuff.
Mountain of paid work to wade through rather quickly
Finish off clearing landing
15 minutes in the bedroom
....oh flip, there's just loads to do. I will just get head down and do as much as I can.......

MercuryRising · 08/08/2013 09:12

After considerable whinging I convinced dd to come back to bed with me and we have just got up. I now feel ready to tackle the day Grin

Thanks for the Brew Sc. I hope the girls aren't too grumpy for you later. Dd has been in a really bad cycle of going to bed late, being tired and grumpy during the day, dozing off in the car in the afternoon and then staying up too late again and it is beginning to wear me down. Last night both dd and ds went to bed at their usual termtime bedtimes and tonight I intend to do the same in the hope that it will make them nicer to spend time with.Sleep deprived children are not fun to be around!

Ellie your lists are amazing at the moment. I wish I could get as much done!

Have a fantastic day at Legoland Jess. We are planning on taking the dcs in October halfterm so I would be interested to see what you all thought of it.

Ta da so far:
Beds made
Wm on
Breakfast

Bbl

MercuryRising · 08/08/2013 09:17

Pa you have just made me snort tea everywhere! I think dogs only get pregnant if they are in season, but I would post on the doggy board - somebody there will know the answers.

BitchytheGreat · 08/08/2013 09:28

I am so glad i wasn't drinking coffee when i read your post PA my poor computer wouold be wearing it. Grin

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PositiveAttitude · 08/08/2013 09:45

I said no sniggers!!! Angry Blush

elliepac · 08/08/2013 09:49

I did just spit my coffee at my phone reading thatGrinGrinGrin. I have no idea what to do with horny, potentially impregnated dogs....apart from laughGrin.

bitchy no fear my dear. Back to school in 3 weeks and then I will resume my usual position of shitenessGrin.

mercury they are only so big because I am trying to rectify 3 months of doing nothing during the crazy season at school. Before, as above, i go back to work and become shite again.

Ta da:-
Washing on line
Washing on
Carpet fitted (man did that)
room cleared out for carpet fitting
Washing up
Made beds
S/s bathroom

PositiveAttitude · 08/08/2013 09:49

I will be brave and go on the doggy boards......

elliepac · 08/08/2013 09:50

GrinGrinGrinGrin

BitchytheGreat · 08/08/2013 09:55

Ooo pleased do link if you find it Ellie Grin some more. Save in the knowledge there will be a no of people doing the same thing when she puts up the fb status that really needs putting up later Blush

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BlueEyeshadow · 08/08/2013 10:30

Right. Everything is now finally arranged for retrieving the car. The boys' suitcases are packed for staying with ILs. The house is back to something approaching respectable. This is all good.

Unfortunately, have lost it badly with the boys and need to do some work in the hope that they won't kill each other meanwhile. Planning to take them to the park later, if they don't wind me up too much.

BlueEyeshadow · 08/08/2013 11:07

PS, anybody who knows anything about Paris, over here please!

PositiveAttitude · 08/08/2013 12:03

If I need some support cos all those "Vairy serious doggy" people have a go at me I will call you all in to back me up before it descends into a flaming. I am sure I can count on you all to back me up!! Hmm

PositiveAttitude · 08/08/2013 12:05

oh and no FB statuses as dogs owner is on there and keeping an eye on daily doggy updates.....this would be one update I would not want her to see!!

Asheth · 08/08/2013 12:20

After a fun morning helping DS1 sort lego and failing to do anything else, I am reading the thread.
Reads PA's post. Bites lip in effort not to snigger. Fails!

Must put wash on. No further lists from me for now!

MercuryRising · 08/08/2013 12:35

PA of course we will come and stick up for you if the doggy people get nasty. You have suffered alot of trauma whilst caring for this dog. I hope its owner is going to bring you back a bottle of something strong - you deserve it.

I have had a productive morning. I only have the following left to do:
Hoover stairs and upstairs
15m declutter of junk drawer
Missions x2
Reading
Dinner
Dress to shoes Blush

I even managed to sort through dcs pyjama drawers and throw out all the sets which were too small Smile

BitchytheGreat · 08/08/2013 12:54

Not your fb status PA mine. I had one of those evenings that leaves you Shock! wtf! seriously! Shock and has required picking up of pieces today. lol but it is fine.

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elliepac · 08/08/2013 12:59

Just send them my way pa. I will put my very best teacher voice on and sort them outGrin. I is a scary teacherGrin.

Ta da:-
Washing on
Dd's room papered.

BitchytheGreat · 08/08/2013 13:07

Oh i had forgotten about that voice. I still have best scary teacher kinda voice that i use in volunteer work with kids

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PositiveAttitude · 08/08/2013 13:25

Awwww they are a lovely very serious group - and not a snigger or telling off in sight!! All seems to be ok. I will have to explain to my friend when she comes to collect her on Monday. Actually, she would fit in very well with the very sensible crowd. That could be an embarrassing conversation......

elliepac · 08/08/2013 13:42

Glad all is well paSmile.

Ta da:-
Sweated a lot humping (there's theme here todayWinkGrin) furniture around to try and make it fit in DD's miniscule bedroom.