How do you get zombie flesh out of carpets?

[EmpressOfTheVampireSkulls]

It's a long story but Sephrenia and I found it necessary to attack MNHQ with a zombie army, and MNHQ have asked me to start a thread for advice on how to get the zombie mess out of their carpets.

Any suggestions?

No, dachshunds eat everything too. Arkady, given what zombie flesh smells like I doubt anyone will notice.

I never knew you could use a labarador in a zombie clean up. It's a pity about the biscuits though, some body parts fell in along with brains so I had to throw them out. Sorry Justine

oh, don't throw away the biscuits - labradors will eat them too

I think we have a plan

Let's send in the labradors first & then go over the place with lemon juice, corn on the cob and whatever the crime scene team recommend to finish off.

If all that doesn't work then we'll have to consider the piranhas and flamethrowers.

We'll also need red and white wine, gin and vodka - Sephrenia, you're responsible for that bit. And plenty of glasses. Arkady, madwoman and coffeeinbed, can you bring the labradors? I'll contact a crime scene team for advice.

Just thought. Are labradors immune to being zombified?

When I say our labrador, I meant the one we had when I was a kid. He died 20 years ago and so would only be any use now if he was zombified.
Can I come along for the drinking and haznat suits anyway?

As long as you help with the scrubbing.

Ok.

Great

OK everybody, let's get going.

@EmpressOfTheVampireSkulls

Great

OK everybody, let's get going.

Should we put the kettle on?

Chill the wine please Rebbeca and make sure there is some butter for corn
Thanks x

All done.
They are fully immune to bloody everything - they go for swimming in the Thames FGS. And survive.

Anybody got cake?

all, much appreciated.
HelenMumsnet couldn't move for brains and OliviaMumsnet had to go home after she discovered a stray eyeball in her laptop bag.

Thank you [hgrin]

That wasn't a "stray" eyeball... that was a present...

Did she not see the gift card?

don't forget to buy your zombie soap to ward them off before the invasion next time. tsk.

kibble will never seem the same again.

Oh. Right. Thanks so much.

What brand of wine do we want? Anything special or will any old plonk do? I know enough to get Smirnoff and Gordon's, but that's about it

I managed to get the brains out of the toilets by the way, just in case you were wondering, so you can take a break in a lovely, clean loo

Did anyone think to pick up new biscuits?

here you are. freshly baked.

Hmmm......

Just be on the lookout.

Just sayin'.....

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Thank you madwoman

IHYRKU!!!!

caramelwaffle

As a side note: DH has come up with something should there ever be another zombie outbreak at MNHQ.

And I quote:

Best Universal Grit, Grime and Effluent Remover

If Omo don't brighten it and Daz don't whiten it, BUGGER it!

Don't ask me, I don't know either but it sounds good

How about merlot? It looks good in here, doesn't it?

Did you see the original thread's in Parenting News? [hsmile]

I did! I agree with their assessment, it was beyond surreal but funny as hell.

I wonder if in a years time we'll be reminiscing about the Zombie Invasion and newbies will all be wondering what the hell we're on about?