Well, OK, I know why; it's because the larger properties have to be outside of any built up area for the space, and in practice it usually means properties off out in the countryside.
But surely there must be a villa with a pool, somewhere in hot bits of Europe, where I wouldn't have to drive to get the bread and we could walk back from having a nice dinner with lovely wine, eh?
Please help if you know of any, because I feel like I've looked at every single villa in Europe and I'm going villa blind.
(it's for next summer btw and needs to sleep at least 8)