Shiney shiney, shiney boots of leather- crack the whip with the healthy eating thread...

[BiteOfFun]

...Come and be a Venus In Fake Furs (with a nod to any vegetarians, who may enjoy the odd Quorn fillet...)on our healthy eating thread, and watch yourself vanish before your very eyes, if that is your aim!

We are supporting each other to lose weight, or just eat well and get fit- but we do like a bit of a laugh along the way, so if you are interested in joining Shiney and the other regulars here and be in the gang, just drop in and post as much as you can- the thread moves fast!

All welcome- the only quiches round here are the contraband in my fridge

Do you think the Total lady could some back and give us healthy recipes?

Ah Ann, I shall forever associate your name with a shining moment in my beloved Mumsnet history.

I'm actually ridiculously excited.

Because I obsessively only buy the single pots so I don't have to weight, measure or calorie count, and they are about 96p each.

Ooh, Oooh OOOOOOH!

And on another note, am I the only person who doesn't know how to use the jammy dodger emoticon?

Is it essentially blowing a raspberry at someone?

Evening all

I eat Total too, but not sure i have ever promoted it . Go Syc & lovely to see you popping back to claim your prize

Horrible headache here, so i shall just sit a while

DIB - Cooeee!

Yes, excellent idea. How can we melt a pot into something delicious to make a creamy pasta sauce, par example.

She's back ]

Hey Sazzles! Missed you.

(I think I'm beginning to sound rather netmums now. I must calm down).

Exactly.

Creamy sauces, low-fat puds, er, other stuff. I bet there's loads.

Oh, and Jet, the onion marmalade recipe on the recipe thread is basically poncy caramalised onions

BoF - hope all has improved in your/your mum's household. Sounds like quite a day all round

thanks Lizzy - may give that onion and fig thing a try at the weekend

Sadly, blokie not my taste

Oh Sazz, you should email, you are a founder member.
If you email and you have missed the boat, tell me and I will relinquish, only fair, and you are a size 12
A veritable testament to TOTAL 0% you are, Sazz.
I really mean that, so please have a go and let me know if you're too late. Hope the headache eases.

Howsthejob? Howsthenanny? Fedupoffishpieyet? Managedtorearrangetheofficeseatingplan? DidDH'sleadgoanywhere? Haveyoumissedus?

Hi Syc, and Bof, I was thinking of you and hope that your mum/mums sister is ok (and the rest of you as well)

Hello Syc

SazZ - good to have you back.>>

Firstly, Sazzles - you HAVE to be on the list. Really - you've been the most inspirational from way back - you've stuck to it, you DESERVE IT!

Now, DIB. Lovely, Lovely DIB.

Job - good, good, good. Busy, crazy, but brilliant.

Nanny - Poppins. Need I say more?

Office seating - Check. Now have back to a wall, no fecker has access to my screen but unfortunately I'm too busy still to MN from office and too busy making sure I get through my 3 month probationary period.

DH's lead - HA! The woman heading the department has just left for a very swanky job elsewhere, so it'll be a while. They'll have to find the new her before they hire the job DH was going for.

Missed you all massively. Pangs, daily

look what i found

Bella, Jet, Mwah, Mwah back atchya both

I think the new thread title should be something like:

Shiney's Low Fat Dairy Queens - TOTAL-ally rockin' in the (Fat) Free world.

Do you get the song reference?

Go on, shoot me down!

LOL at SycNetMums, so that is where you have been all this time

lizzy it's fine, honestly, but thanks for the offer . I'm sure they must be at 10 already and serves me right for not being attentive enough to the thread today

OOh, does that mean there space for me Bella?

Has no one read my post yet... SazZ - that means you!

Sazz, get in there
AND if it doesn't work, pls tell me and I will sort it (not in a mafia horses head type way, I'l just swap some details )!

Hurrah - so Saz can get her share too! We shall all be yogtastic.

Got my email! By the way, got another email from Julie at about 7pm saying could I post to let you all know there were 5 more "slots" to give away?

Suspect there may be less than that now but she's keeping us up to speed to we'll know if there are any left.

Sazzles - bloody get in there!