I collapsed in the middle of the night (again .
Previously i've been told this is a vaso-vagal syncope (a faint) caused by having a poo during the night. In this case explosive diarrhoea (TMI!)
But because i lose consciousness for a little while and am rigid and possibly shaking while i'm unconscious, doc wants me to have a scan and EEG.
The worst part is when I came round i could hear DH crying. It's worse for him. But i stupidly apologise as soon as I come round [wtf?] like i'm doing it on purpose.
'oh i do apologise, i appear to have shit on the floor and made you think i was dying, terribly sorry about that ol' chap'
I'm so worried now, I can barely talk to DH and the kids. I want to curl up in a ball and cry. It's a beautiful day out there and i'm indoors wearing a cosy cardigan feeling horrid.
Come prop me up a bit and tell me what to expect from neurology.