fishy labyryhtitus agin fgs

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Oh for sure foxy, to begin with anyway. Might get bored after a while and I'd struggle with the lady with corns to be honest.
Did work in an office in my previous life, was ponce in big publishing house. We had meetings then, but I don't remember any courses as such.

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be worse to find you

'Walking in a circle forwards and backwards with head turned to left and right, eyes open and closed'

I think I'd call the men in white coats if I saw dh doing that. Sounds like a scene from the Exorcist.

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Foxy, she can't drive in her condition can she? Tell her.

nooooooo, you need a positive thought before you go to sleep. Otherwise you'll dream of decapitated heads and try your exercise of rolling your head off the bed and wake up with a fright.

Enjoy the course!

No, tis a long drive. A303 not my fave road either. All the tractors/lorries and the like.

ok. going to see if my dh is snoring. feeling quite left out on the snoring front.

she is v dutiful ahundred. Was probably the type who only skipped school if a limb was missing.

Glory. Her sister had a crotchet needle in her knee for years apparantly, must run in the family.

He isn't by the way. Oh no is watching Newsnight and talking to himself. Have noticed how increasingly he shouts at newscasters, must be an age thing.

lolol

I must go to bed. I'm on duty at the school disco tomorrow evening (oh larks at my fabulous social life - Friday night and I'm hanging out with a bunch of infants ).

Nighty night!

Night. You'll be great. You can have the first dance and show the buggers how it's done (you may need some coffee though, surely?)

(it's a creative thing, I'm sure. Tis the process by which they can participate with the TV and get their opinion across. I have married one too. He also gets excited about courses ).

and I thought you were going to try and help keep me on the straight and narrow. And there you are bandying the word coffee about as if it's just some innocent drink.

Yes, I imagine I'll need a fair bit to get me through the evening.

Have visions of you having joined your dh in a sort of joint shout at the TV exercise.

THAT'S A RIDICULOUS QUESTION.

PREPOSTEROUS!

OF COURSE HE DOESN'T

(this is his favourite)

I DON'T WANT TO KNOW YOUR BLOODY OPINION YOU LITTLE SHIT, JUST TELL ME THE NEWS.

Is most amusing. Isn't even 40 and has turned into Colonel Blimp. Huw Edwards, now he really gets him going.

seriously though, have you ever tried to watch Newsnight? It's very bad for your blood pressure - I defy you not to shout at someone.

What gets me the most about bbc news is when they dare to put their 'entertainment' programmes like Joseph or the Apprentice on as news items. It's advertising, that's what it is.

Cod, they are MEANT to make you feel dizzy. That is the whole point, to mimic the sensations of dizzyness to fool your poor little brain into trying to rebalance you as it where.

I has labrynthitis for 4 bloody months, and those exercises were brilliant. You will probably feel crapper at first, but then dramatic improvement.

DO THEM NOW!

Should that be dizziness.........

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Well, I got better!!

Well, I got better!!

argh, poor you.

Cod - something to make you larf (I hope I either have labyrinthitis or this benign positional vertigo thingie other mumsnetters have mentioned - anyway in court today I tipped my head sideways to hear what my winger was saying and fell in his lap - so much so for decorum of the court - had to pull myself upright with eyes closed!