Do Easter The LIGHTer Way.........................

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.................. Send Your Easter Eggs To Us!

I'm Mouse.

This Easter I shall mostly be eating cheese and chocolate, at the same time.

We are normally a healthy eating thread, but we've all pogged a bit of late so, we need to kick ass after Easter soon!

Ah, the one about me being the pg woman from the date? Glad you got it! gawdon didn't!

yeah that one, was very funny.

get your brother a date with saf a. she'd sort him out and b. i'd die laughing

Ahahahahahaaaaaaaa Fups, she'd eat him alive, and he'd let her He has a thing for the ladies.

Right, I need to go. Nemo is fighting sleep and tbh, I don't have any fight left in me tonight. My pelvis is fucked!

Bitter - I need you here, I need to you help me break Nemo's shit sleep cycle. I'm too weak to do it alone.

Fups - let me know when in May for Mole please.... and how is your SPD now? You have been missed lovely lady. Hope you are okay in the grand scheme of things?

SAF - glad your garden is finally sorted BTW. It makes such a difference.

Right, mwahs for you all, spreading my germs, all heart me! See you at some point tomorrow.

Be good lushies and if you can't be good............... oh well! Enjoy! xxxxx

cock! cunt! guess what i'm watching on sky plus

if bitter is breaking sleep cycles she can do mole's, up at 8.30pm or at midnight, up at 2.30 up at 5.30 etc etc.... BITTTTTTTTTTTTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Morning all

Lots to do today so nag me if I am around too much. DD is still in bed after a poo incident at half nine last night.

Saf you left your coat here.

I heart you all x

Builders are twats - FACT!

'You've not taken the wall paper off, I can't plaster over that'

'Erm, you were going to strip the entire wall back to stone, why are you plastering over anything?'

'Na, I'm using this now....'

'Maybe a heads up wouldn't have gone a miss'

Queue me rushing round the village trying to borrow a bloody steamer! Got one, and they've only just started to use it!

Then the same builder was removing the wall and hit a live electricity cable, shocking himself and trippping the entire house!

I turned all of the sockets off and left them too it, took Nemo to playgroup after having a mini meltdown!

Then I come home to a crumpled DH who is all 'there's no power in the lounge, the plugs must have blown, what are we going to do, do you know a spark?'

Or we can just turn the sockets back on?

What a bloody morning!

Hydro next and then the docs xxxxxx

Oh and Bitter THIS IS FOR YOU and

afternoon. sounds like fun and games once the builders actually turned up hope hydro is good.

No-one I know SAF, daft amount of money just to have over 100 channels of tv, music, films, kids, sport, history, national geographices, living, .............

Hydro was good but I'm mega sore now. Docs at 4 to beg for better meds. It's time to get shouty again and tell the doc what I want, not what he thinks I do.

Eggs, you and your fanjo odour will no longer be able to attract the men from far and wide!

Eggs - great news re the house! Get the hell out of dodge girl!

Well, it's official. I'm broken. Just been to the docs and he has referred me for an MRI scan and to the Pain Management Clinic. He has also given me some morphine (MST Continuous) which I had to sign for as it's a controlled substance.

It's got that bad.

Other than that, I hobbled around Morrisons, which was nice, full of the Great Unwashed as per.

Pizza and cleaning for me tonight. Fucking house is a tip and I am NOT coming home to a dirty house on Sunday.

We're up north this weekend to see friends so I have my meds, my diaz and maybe a half glass of wine to wash it all down with??

We've got to get DD on the way and we're taking the wolf too. I'm dreading the journey, 3 hours stuck in the car. I won't be able to walk as per when we get there.

Right, moan over.

How are we all? xxxxx

I like your idea Eggs, floating around in a haze that is. Please don't kick Fups, I like her

I'll find you another person to kick, I'm thinking the twat that hasn't 'got my parcel' yet so won't refund me my cash for the train set and this stoopid fecking Mouse sent it via Parcel Force and can't find the bloody receipt.

Buggeration x 100.

SAF - like you idea of cake for celebrating, I have a hankering for gooey chocolate cake and I'm not normally a cake fan, more a cock cheese fan

Right, I'm off to watch the first The Walking Dead. Did that link I posted?

Night night ladies, love you all heaps. We need to meet up soon!

Mwahs and an extra mwah with an arse pinch for Eggs xxxxxx