YEs, I am in love with epidemiology. It's what I did my PhD in. Causation is set by a number of criteria. Correlation multiplied a million times does not mean correlation. The correlation doesn't exist anyway. We all know epidemiologic studies have their limitations, but it's pretty clear to the scientific community, beyond a reasonable doubt, that vaccines successfully and safely prevent disease.
Of course you'll laugh at my credentials. That's all part of medical denialism.
To paraphrase some points made elsewhere regarding any possible link between vax and autism:
Previously, anti-vax people said that mercury in vaccines was the reason for the purported link with autism. Mercury hasn't been in childhood vaccines for a few years now - no effect on incidence of autism. Why not?
SO what next? Ah-ha, we'll make up some stuff about formaldehyde. During the vaccine manufacturing process, it?s used to inactivate live virus, and traces do remain after manufacturing. Why on earth would those traces be allowed to remain? In trace amounts, formaldehyde is not dangerous. Also, it doesn?t last long in aqueous solution, such as vaccines. Moreover, exposure to far more formaldehyde than any vaccine contains happens in modern life. So it's not formaldehyde.
So, what else since you can't blame mercury or formaldehyde. Ah-ha, there's aluminium, which has been used as an adjuvant in many vaccines for over 80 years to increase the ability of antigens to provoke the desired immune response. It has now become one of the top two chemicals that antivaccinationists like to cite to demonise vaccines. True, aluminium is not nearly as scary-sounding as mercury, but with mercury falling by the wayside, antivax are certainly trying very hard to make it so. Now the antivax are climbing aboard the aluminum scare train as well because the scientific evidence is becoming so clear that their previous favorite bogeyman vaccine ingredient, thimerosal, is not associated with autism that even the die-hards are having a hard time arguing that it is anymore, particularly now that thimerosal is no longer present above trace amounts in most childhood vaccines. Consequently, they have no choice but to branch out to other scary-sounding ingredients in vaccines and invoking vague (and, conveniently enough, almost impossible to demonstrate) ?environmental toxins? or risk becoming irrelevant.
One thing to remember about resistance to vaccines by most antivax posters is that it is not scientific in nature. It is either due to an excessive reliance on anecdotes or confusing correlation with causation (usually with a distrust of science and medicine), or it is ideological in nature. No matter how many of the ?toxins? scientists remove from vaccines, it will never be enough because it?s all about the vaccines and the very concept of vaccination itself, not any individual ingredients in the vaccines.
Antivax people will never come to a point where they say, ?OK, now I believe that all the toxins are gone and vaccines are safe.? They?ll either fixate on the viruses or the viral or bacterial antigens themselves, or they?ll make the claim that vaccines are made using ?aborted foetuses? because some cell lines used to grow up virus stocks were derived from aborted fetuses 40 or more years ago. If every trace of formaldehyde, aluminium, or any other chemical with more than two syllables in its name were somehow to be removed from all vaccines, they would still be saying things like this:
"It is the toxin, or germ, contained in the shot itself that causes the adverse affects on the immune system."
or
"Dead-virus, or live-virus vaccine etc?who cares? The cultures for polio vaccines are grown in the kidney tissue of dead monkeys in third-world countries with little or no controls and the virulent pustule toxin is put in vaccines to be shot into you little kid?s arm. I wouldn?t go into a room where that putrid stuff is, let alone inject it into my blood stream! Would you?"
All of which is BS.
What interests me is that if, somehow, the only thing that would remain in vaccines is buffered salt water and the necessary antigens, be they killed virus or bacterial proteins, or whatever, would you then happily vax? If not, why not? Because then there's no reason whatsoever other than opposition to the idea of vaccines.