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Oh The Weather Outside Is Frightful, But The LIGHTer Ladies Are So Delightful!

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Mouseface · 29/11/2010 21:20

And since we've no place to go...........

Let's stay here for a while instead!!

Hello, tis me, Mouseface.

I am currently mainlining cheddar cheese and Baileys but need to lose some weight. You can see where I'm going wrong, right? Grin

Come meet the others.........

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Mittz · 30/11/2010 18:41

I was going to claim Brian's sex drive also but as you are more likely to get to do something with it Double you can keep it.

YouKnowStuffingisforLunch · 30/11/2010 18:43

Do you think my fleas are a real or an imagined advantage?

It feels a bit "my dad is bigger than your dad"

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SantaIsAnAnagramOfSatan · 30/11/2010 18:50

i found brian's sex drive! bring in the life support machine please!

YouKnowStuffingisforLunch · 30/11/2010 18:51

My strategy is not to mention it at all. And maybe if things aren't going my way bewail that I will need to move to find work...

I thought I might have a quiet word with my supervisor tomorrow about how the data had been changed and how I wasn't going to mention it but given that x was bitching about me it all seemed a bit... Coincidental.

Any advice is very welcome!

Mittz · 30/11/2010 18:51

even if you don't want to stoop to the same level UNO, ethics are a little by the by after how you are being treated. So having an advantage has got to be a plus IYSWIM.

SantaIsAnAnagramOfSatan · 30/11/2010 18:53

uno - you have to tell them. just say look i'm going to look paranoid but i found x,y and z changes on my work and luckily spotted it and changed it back again. was hoping it was a one off or a mistake but in light of what you told me yesterday and the atmosphere in the office i think it's more serious than that and i need you to be aware of the situation.

don't let the buggers get away with it. whoever shit stirred to them about you messing things up has dropped themselves right in it, they will know it's them as they were so keen to bring it to the managers attention.

this could actually be a positive

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YouKnowStuffingisforLunch · 30/11/2010 18:57

Saf that is a very good way of putting it.

Mouseface · 30/11/2010 19:06

I'm watching 4 in a bed. Did you watch it? She has a fucking poison garden!! Shock

I want one!! Grin

Remind me, the day I post that I've killed DH and disposed of the body packed the kids off to uni and found DH a hobby, that I really don't want to open my B&B!

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TotalChaos · 30/11/2010 19:11

also it might be possible for IT to figure out who tampered with your spreadsheet if you have a rough idea of the date it happened.

SantaIsAnAnagramOfSatan · 30/11/2010 19:12

thanks dubs. i was hearing tumbleweed Grin

YouKnowStuffingisforLunch · 30/11/2010 19:17

Could IT do that tc? The problem is I've saved over it since then. Would you still be able to tell?

Mouseface · 30/11/2010 19:28

My dinner smells lush. DH is cooking it tonight.

Nemo is alseep again. No temp still so I'm less worried.

Thank you for holding my hand ladies. Sometimes I just need that little push in the right direction and to stop second guessing myself, you know? Smile

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YouKnowStuffingisforLunch · 30/11/2010 19:30

Mouse you spend so much time having to be so attuned to health concerns, you'd be odd if you weren't worried :)

Blow a kiss to nemo from me (don't want to infect him with my chest infection so I'm keeping my virtual distance) x

YouKnowStuffingisforLunch · 30/11/2010 19:32
SantaIsAnAnagramOfSatan · 30/11/2010 19:44

Smile always

SantaIsAnAnagramOfSatan · 30/11/2010 19:45

have just laughed out loud at the idea of mr brian looking over brian's shoulder

YouKnowStuffingisforLunch · 30/11/2010 19:46

"brian? You gave your sex drive to WHO?!"

YouKnowStuffingisforLunch · 30/11/2010 20:05

Hmm, that should be "whom"

Mouseface · 30/11/2010 20:12

POP!!!!!!!!

I'm full to bursting. Great scoff Smile

Nemo is much more alert now. He's getting grumpy too so must be on the mend Grin

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YouKnowStuffingisforLunch · 30/11/2010 20:16

Hurray for grumpy nemo! :o

Right, I've got my rubber duck! I'm off!

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BrianAndHisBalls · 30/11/2010 20:18

ate too much can't move send rescue team.

sex life is deader than a dodo, part citalopram part tiredness.

4 in a bed was hilarious dubs.

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