The LIGHTer way to enjoy chocolate...........

[Mouseface]

....... is not to eat any!!!!!

Welcome to thread number four. It's a thread with healthy eating, losing weight or maintaining weight loss in mind.

Also, just chattng about life, love and laundry really!!

I'm Mouse. Cheese is my weakness, I know, I know, hard to believe!

I have several a few pounds to lose.

What do you mean I don't do snogging? I'll have you know I am very competent in that area.

SAF - good, maybe she'll leave you be. [doubtful emoticon]

Prime - oh, I thought he had both DCs. Oh well. When I get back, I expect a full report! 'Coffee' at the very least!!

DH has cricket on...... recorded earlier cos I'm on here. Pha.

So because I'm a prude I don't snog? Hmm?

I am really not following the thread tonight. I've been up since six and driving for four hours thanks to SatNav Bitch.

Bitter, snogging? Not openly, no. And not girls surely! It was lush though

SatNavs are hell. I used to use one to go the see clients, no, not those kind of clients......

I was once sent by Maude, my SatNav, to the same named street I needed to be on, excpet this was X road, not X street. She was fecking certain I had reached my destination!! Beatch.

Lies I tell you!! Meh.

'to' see

Yes, yes. Child!

I'll have you know I was once propositioned by miss Gay UK in my wilder youth!

But yes, apparently 'Emily'(aka SatNav Witch) has a liking to demand you turn left NOW! followed by 'Make a U turn immediately'. I think they should change the voice so they at least have the decency to let you know how much of a waste of space they think you are.

'At the next junction, turn left. You know left? L for left you twat. Why do I bother, I gave up a job on 3 counties radio for this shit. HEY YOU! THICKO, just drive in any direction you want and try not to crash you fuckwit.

Continue for six point nine miles'

And I had BratNav in the back piping up 'Third exit Mummy. A46'. As if he was Bruce Fucking Parry.

Bitter - The plot thickens re your past and your desire to kiss the girls.

I hate Maude. She is burried in my drawer. I cannot use her. She's so shite. I kept arguing with her. She isn't real but because I named her, I normalised the shouting!

Wrong.

This was my Mum's SNW that I borrowed. I can only imagine that 'Emily' (That's what it said her name was) felt cheap that she had been loaned out.

Er, well 'Emily' is the bitch voice of my Mum's satNav Witch.

Miss Gay UK was sadly declined on account of me being in the gay club to accompany my shy first time friend, and he hadn't pulled.

She did make me consider turning gay.

But only because I was hotter than her, and if she was the UK's hottest, I was a shoo-in for next years Miss Gay UK.

Double, if I was going to Turn, it would be for for you.

Bed for me.

Will pop on tomorrow morning lovelies.

Night night xxxxxx

Night mouse.

Double, early night for you?