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Sun nor rain can stop the march of the SHINEY cult!

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LollipopViolet · 21/07/2010 12:13

So, our 1,000,000,000 and who knows what thread!

All diet and exercise plans welcome, let's support each other and talk about sex healthy eating!

So, to recap, I'm LV, and so far I've lost approx 6lbs with many more to go

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 21/07/2010 21:20

I had a friend who was sick in a mop bucket once from a 3rd story window.

She puked out the window, went down in the morning to clear it up and couldn't find it.

Until she went to mop the floor.

bellavita · 21/07/2010 21:21

ahem nothing wrong with being 45 - it ain't old!

instructionstothedouble · 21/07/2010 21:21

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NormaSknockers · 21/07/2010 21:21

GiGi

Shiney, in your lap, nice! I threw up down the side of a train platform but I was PG so it was allowed. I even had my own sick bin at work because I puked so much

NormaSknockers · 21/07/2010 21:23

Crikey I'm on my 2nd bottle of pepsi today (the 600ml ones not the massive ones) still not good though.

Oh bugger, just walked through the landing in just my skirt & bra with the light on & the blind OPEN.

Ah well, at least I had me skirt on.

Gigantaur · 21/07/2010 21:25

i spewed out of a cab window and it splattered a couple of old slappers on the side of the road.

Dp's mate chucked up out of his hotel window and it landed on a bloke sunbathing.

bellavita · 21/07/2010 21:25

Norma, I have just walked out of the front door and into the garage with the shortest nighty on ever! >

jetcat · 21/07/2010 21:25

mojitos - thats them! many thanks

i did smile as well at your cock line gigi

bloomin mini is STILL awake Its too hot for her, and she is merrily building tower walls with her building blocks in her bedroom. Impressive structures it has to be said, but not when she is supposed to be asleep

RumourOfAHurricane · 21/07/2010 21:26

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Gigantaur · 21/07/2010 21:28

think the weather is effecting DD too. She has had 2 stories tonight and she is still whinging.
not even slightly tired. she is normally asleep by 8.

I don't have curtains in my bedroom cos im a hussy. Every now and then i see the neighbour at the back of us standing back in the kitchen straining to see in.

I love the idea that one day he actually will catch me butt nekkid and thrown up all over the floor. serve him right the dirty old perv

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bellavita · 21/07/2010 21:30

Norma, don't forget the champagne chaser to go with the pornstar

Jet, you norty girl, was you drinking those mojitos too - they were kinda nice....

NormaSknockers · 21/07/2010 21:30

GiGi you have such a way with words

I have got to knuckle down & get on with some work, night all.

BitOfFun · 21/07/2010 21:30

You're going to have to go elsewhere, Jujusdad, this is cock chat for laydees I'm afraid.

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TotalChaos · 21/07/2010 21:31

on the subject of ice cream - bella - what are the coffee ice lolly's of which you spoketh earlier on the thread?

BitOfFun · 21/07/2010 21:32

Yes please Shiney.

Why is dd2 still awake and crashing round her bedroom? I can't take another night of this

bellavita · 21/07/2010 21:33
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bellavita · 21/07/2010 21:35

TC - they were coffee flavoured ice cream lollies covered in chocolate. I don't know how I managed to order them. As much as I love to drink coffee, I would never order coffee cake or buy anything with coffee in.

jetcat · 21/07/2010 21:36

yes please shiney

Bella - i resisted the chocs, and had a low fat yoghurt. Milk tray is still in its, errm, tray

bellavita · 21/07/2010 21:37

BoF, has she eaten anything different over these last couple of days that is affecting her? I am sorry you are tired out

TotalChaos · 21/07/2010 21:37

oh me and DH adore coffee in any shape/form/scent - what shop were they from?

TotalChaos · 21/07/2010 21:38

it is horridly humid up here.... Or do you think DD might be bothered by the change of routine from term to holiday?

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