Sun nor rain can stop the march of the SHINEY cult!

[LollipopViolet]

So, our 1,000,000,000 and who knows what thread!

All diet and exercise plans welcome, let's support each other and talk about sex healthy eating!

So, to recap, I'm LV, and so far I've lost approx 6lbs with many more to go

bitter - im early 30s too

Oh weigh in wasn;t too awful today, 2lb gain which is much less then I expected. Back on the wagon tomorrow.

Bella how is DS just seen about his head, is he ok?

so are you still a..... virgin? that makes 2 of us then

Nah Shiney you're only 21 surely?

Right. Sod it, I'm opening the bar. Who wants what?

Pina Colada for me Norma, can i have a umbrella in it?

I think it's mid-thirties until, er, forty.

yeap, i second starting a thread in relationships.

I also think the S&B thread. get some of the stylista's to find you a new "style" then you and your mates can finish your spa birthday treat with some shopping to buy you a new look.

And please don't be offended when i say this, are you sure that this thread (or indeed MN as a whole) are the place for you?
I don't mean to sound rude but we talk more about our children, work lives and cock sexual things than we do dieting. I would imagine that reading that constantly would be both boreing and maybe a littel daunting if you say you have yet to even sleep with a man. I wonder if that is why you don't engage with some of us other posters much? because you aren't able to offer any support or guidance as you are so much younger than us.

You say you attract "old wierdo's" do you think that may be because you tend to socialise with older people more and therefore come across as much older than you are?

IF you would like to stay on mumsnet that is of course your decision, but would you not feel a little more at home with a younger peer group?

you can of course tell me to mind my own and piss off though if you want.

It's just that my DS was born on my 20th birthday and by that time i had had more cock that the local chicken farmer. I just can't see what advice i could offer you on this thread.

Mmmm... amaretto. What can you mix it with?

@ more cock then a local chicken farmer.

GiGi makes sense LV, I don't think this thread is really the right place for you. We are at compleely different stages in our lives to you & really it's just cock talk masquerading as a healthy eating thread.

Shiney I'm shagging DH so much at the moment I'm suprised his cock hasn't got friction burns yet. So um no, not boring just at the moment

Someone kick me up the arse & tell me to get to work not that I will

Norma wheres me Pina colada?

actually ive changed my mind, i want a Porn Star, hope you have passion fruit in?

Oxford blue I think is lemonade, archers, malibu & blue curacao? No idea what a Gimlet is though!