Well, the crocuses I complained about are starting to pop out ... but not where I put them! There are several beautiful, thriving clumps all along the guttering over the outbuildings, and a couple of very large group that have clearly been dragged under the shelter of larger evergreen plants, where they've been joyously nibbled and half-buried.
Some are coming up where I meant, but it's a bit of a rout!
At work we are enjoying the witchhazel, which is absolutely amazing - so beautiful and you really notice the scent when you're working in and among several different varieties.