Hello @MereDintofPandiculation and all, I came on this thread to talk rhubarb ha-ha and lo and behold there's already some talk about rhubarb crowns.
I decided in a moment of madness to buy some crowns online (Suttons) for the very first time, because of the extortionate price of this beautiful tasty fruit in the shops (£2.50 for 3 measly weedy-looking stems, c'mon what a rip off!).
I've never grown rhubarb before but I understand that mulching and top dressing is the name of the game, which I have plenty of, I've been collecting leaves and rotting them down all year round (seems never ending where I live in Forest of Dean! I bet it will be a lot more tasty homegrown. The crowns arrived yesterday (photo attached). I'm even willing to try 'forcing' if only as an experiment. They are Temperly Early and Victoria varieties. Several are already sprouting. I understand I won't get anything off them this season, is that right? Just as well I'm a patient gardener 
My other photo is my early attempt at some seedlings:
3 Jan (rocket, toms bush variety and vines, 4 types basil, 3 types chilli from mild to knock your head off
, lettuce Rosso and little gem)
15 Feb (Rainbow Chard, some melon and butternut squash as an experiment, never grown them before, a few dahlia just for fun, more rocket and some thyme which is beautifully aromatic).
@MereDintofPandiculation i took your lead from the other thread, and have sowed very parsimoniously, just enough as an 'insurance policy' in case some plants fail, but not a glut. I am going to do another crop in March / April as I have 2 weeks off work, so time to mess around in the greenhouse! Currently everything is indoors in my propagator.
look forward to sharing triumph and disaster with y'all!