Blimey, Teacup that's awful. Do you live at the top of a massive hill or something? Poor you!
Welcome Midnight - I'm quite sure that you need a cherry tree. I have a dwarf cherry tree in a pot. It's its 2nd year and I have about 8 fruits forming. I shall save them from the squirrelly thieves and eat them all myself. Hopefully.
I feel so behind this year. My courgettes are so far off flowering. In fact they've stalled a bit since being planted out. My french and runner beans are nowhere near the top of the canes, nowhere near flowering. (I am picking a ton of broadies though, including some for the freezer.) My strawbs seem some way off, and am having to make sure that he rain isn't rotting the nascent fruits and the plants themselves. I wonder if their long season last year - I was getting the odd fruit in December, IIRC, bit definitely November - has knocked the plants back. That, and the rain.
It's rained again today, of course. The back lawn is back to squelching, and if you walk on it, you leave behind a water - filled footprint. And Tis been really windy here, and the wind has whipped and ripped the foliage of my potatoes in pots and bags. So I'll have to harvest sooner than planned.
I am dreading blight, which would pretty much put the kibosh on my whole growing!
And yes, booky I do know what grow lights are used for. Tomatoes, right? 