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Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May: Alternative potting shed thread

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funnyperson · 10/05/2015 06:11

On the grounds that potting sheds should admit those of all cultures here is an alternative potting shed thread. Probably makeshift and not as posh as the other one. Definitely subversive and open to gardeners of all capabilities.

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MyNightWithMaud · 06/06/2015 21:27

It is one of my unfulfilled ambitions to go to Centre Parcs. Do they have lovely gardens?

Bramshott · 06/06/2015 21:36

Lovely afternoon sorting out my pots. I divided some troughs of lavender, put in some little geraniums, and scrubbed the rest for summer bedding later.

It was the village gardening club this morning, and although I didn't NEED anything I came back with 2 sweet peas, 2 tomatoes, 1 strawberry, and 1 geranium - all for the bargain price of 30p each.

Rhubarbgarden · 06/06/2015 21:38

Gardens, not so much, though there is a lovely azalea bank. However - just had THIS a few inches away on the patio!

Rhubarbgarden · 06/06/2015 21:44

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Bearleigh · 06/06/2015 21:47

Gosh rhubarb how wonderful- I'd love to see a badger in real life!

MyNightWithMaud · 06/06/2015 21:49

Nature! How lovely! My parents occasionally have a badger in the garden but we're too urban here.

I went to a plant sale earlier, in aid of a local good cause, and felt I had to tell them that 50p per perennial was too cheap to be sensible (especially at a fundraiser).

Callmegeoff · 07/06/2015 08:17

Thanks for the rose cutting links funny I hadn't realised how easy it is.

The bee talk has reminded me that a bee once flew up Dh's shorts and stung him on the willy Shock

Centre parks is lovely, I've only been once but dd1 who was 2 at the time kept talking about it for years after. Should go back really....

If you are ever back on the Island rhubarb there is a charity warehouse selling old furniture etc I picked up some wooden steps a few weeks ago for £10. I've moved the ladder and have them by the kitchen with ferns on.

I was in Aldi yesterday the money I save on food gets spent on plants- a Japanese Acer fell in my basket Grin

Bearleigh · 07/06/2015 08:29

We went to Centerparcs only once - DS had just learned to ride his bike, so it was perfect (though Longleat so lots of hills.) We have a photo of him going down his first hill with such glee in his face, I smile every time I see it. We loved the pool too.

Ooh at your bee tale Geoff. DH enquires whether he was wearing underpants. We have a Deutzia that is just covered with bees at the moment - we spend a lot of time just watching them, hearing their buzz, and noting how many different types there are. It is such a lovely plant too - covered in beautiful pale pink star-like flowers: I will always have a Deutzia in future gardens, we love it so.

AlternativeTentacles · 07/06/2015 08:55

On the subject of Sissinghurst Roses;

a - We used to live in Sissinghurst village. We would go to the Nicholson's parties - long long before I even knew who they were. My mum used to prune their apple trees, the ones on the right that you drive past as you turn off from the main village road. I remember walking down to see her one day and she was hanging from one precariously with a saw in hand. As a professional horticulture teacher now, that is a good one for interviews.

b - I once trained my raspberries in the Sissinghurst method of pruning roses. Cor blimey guv, how many raspberries did I get? Lots. however, they were all quite small. I may however install a fragrant rose at our community garden and revisit the method as a teaching aid. Then when showing prospective clients round I can drop the link to Sissinghurst in - so thanks for the reminder...Luckily, all my raspberries are thornless - a decision that I made when I first got the lottie and I am so pleased I did.

This week:
I have started digging 'the mound of doom' which is a ten foot long, three feet high and four feet wide mound that the previous incumbents of the garden put in. Turns out, it was just because they were collecting garden rubbish from the locals, turning it into compost and then had nowhere to put it [they should have sieved and sold it!]. So they just dumped it on top of a load of bricks and left it. So I am in the process of removing it and levelling it to make a path through from the lawn to the growing area, plus two round borders with edibles in...Some of the soil is coming back to my allotment to replace the clay that I dug out to make the earth oven/mass rocket heater at the gardens. It's alot of hard work! I dug out about a ton on Friday - in that sun...each shovelful hits a brick though - and yesterday we went to pick it up and drop it off at the lottie. All good so far. It has started to fill in the bed that is mostly clay that we dug out. This means I can plant out more plant this week. Yippee.

I have also gone and bought a cordless lawnmower. We have a path at the lottie and my weed management method is to pull weeds out, leave them on the path and then mow it and the mowings then go onto the beds as a mulch. Usually around potatoes. We are also making a lawn at home which will be sown next spring [or this autumn depending on how much we can get done this summer], and there was one on offer so we went for it. So pleased we did! It is fab. We mowed last week, including all the comfrey and just the growth in one week gave me about 10 grass boxes worth of mulch. And all we have to do is bring the charger back when it runs out. Really love it.

Our roof still isn't done - it is a bigger job than we thought so we have got the scaffolding for three days the week after next. Luckily, the chipboard they used is a hardwearing one apparently so that's why it hasn't collapsed...and it will last uncovered for a year or so. So now we need to make plans for the replacement hut as it is never going to last another two years as it is falling apart.

And we have a beehive - under the eaves of the hut...which will have to be removed before they do the roof! So will call the bee people tomorrow.

We are off to an Open Garden today, one of my faves as it is in a rather affluent area and the gardens there are usually stunning. they have a farmers market, plant sales and one of my good friends is opening her garden today so I will chat to her about the bees [she is also a beekeeper].

Happy days.

SugarPlumTree · 07/06/2015 09:54

How lovely to see a badger, I've always wanted to see one. We were at a Belgium Centre Parcs 2 years ago and saw a red squirrel which was cool. Going to the one near Amsterdam this year as CP s is one of the few things that bridge the age gap between DC'S. Top tip, the European ones significantly cheaper, especially at end of August as the European schools are back to school. Plus they are in Euros so when exchange rate good, even cheaper . Mr Tesco pays for Euro tunnel.

AT which mower did you get ?

Just been having text conversation with a friend and after decided to go to plant sale up the road. A voice suddenly said 'hello SPT' and she was there too. So we plant shopped and had a coffee and a proper catch up. Came back and DH had cut grass so that was a result.

Gorgeous day here today. Think I might plant my Dahlias out.

funnyperson · 07/06/2015 09:58

I like watching the bumble bees go from flower to flower, they like the deutzia (which is in its infancy) and the geraniums phaeum and the roses and clematis and the cosmos and they are so methodical the way they go round all the flowers one by one before moving onto a different plant. We have butterflies too, now, yellow ones especially.

I'm not sure what to do about my oleander though. It isn't yet flowering though it has buds, but I read that oleander honey is poisonous and was used by Romans to kill people. Apparently rhodedendron and azalea honey is also toxic. Now our bees collect nectar from the azaleas but also lots of other plants so the chances of their honey being toxic are minimal, but I might just get rid of the oleander which is in a pot anyway.

"The people in Colchis, along the Black Sea, knocked out a invading army of thousands of soldiers by putting up beehives near rhododendron, azalea, and oleander bushes. Some say it made the soldiers blissful. Their general, Xenophon, said it made the entire army "despondent." Either way, they toppled over by the thousand and were unable to move for days."

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MyNightWithMaud · 07/06/2015 10:11

That sounds like tremendous work, AT. Well done. I'm getting quite old and feeble and was thinking only yesterday about needing to contract out anything that requires physical exertion.

That's very interesting about oleander honey, Funnyperson. I had heard a story about a group of Australian scouts dying because they used oleander for kebab sticks, so poisonous is it, and yet someone on the radio earlier this week referred to is as an urban myth (except in their example it was soldiers in the Indian army).

Great tip about Centre Parcs, SPT. Thank you. One reason I'm still interested, having failed to go when dd was a baby, was that I was hoping it might appeal to teens.

funnyperson · 07/06/2015 13:34

How long does its battery last for you AT?

I'm worried about Australian scouts dying. I shouldn't think the Indian army would survive it because they are an ordinary (but of course very hardy: think Gurkha) lot. I think though you need to eat a lot of seeds to die and the leaves are quite bitter. I bought my oleander plant from Tesco last year reduced to £1 and it is pink. I had thoughts about growing it into a flowering tree but I'm now thinking not because I dont want to inadvertently poison any local honey.

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AlternativeTentacles · 07/06/2015 14:19

I only bought it yesterday - I'll let you know.

SugarPlumTree · 07/06/2015 15:06

Thanks AT. I just started to look at them recently, would be interested to hear how you find it a bit further down the line. You have been incredibly busy, I'm really impressed !

I do hope that both Australian Scouts and Indian Army plus the Oleander are urban myths. I have an Englsh scout and feel a bit traumatised at the thought. Can totally see you're a bit worried about the honey FP. Though you knw it is very unlikely it's the sort of thing that could nag away a bit. Just been watching Monty and his new bees on iplayer.

Maud, DD was 14 when we went to Erpeheide. I will confess to expecting to hate it but actually really rather enjoyed myself and DD loved it. She said she is almost more excited about CP this summer than her Japan trip. Last time we did a midweek which was too far really for that time and we didn't get out of the Park at all. So this time it is a week and we're about 40 mins from Amsterdam so intend to go there plus explore local area a bit as well as using the CP facilities. Like your DD mine is into photography and looking forward to getting out and about with her camera.

AlternativeTentacles · 07/06/2015 17:03

Well, we went to the open gardens. Got there early [it is a very popular destination] and nothing. No tickets - nowt. Took a wander round, none of the gardens would let anyone in and nobody had tickets. We went to the farmers market, bought lunch, ate lunch. The bar wouldn't serve alcohol before 1:30. Even though the event opened at 1pm. Still no tickets for sale. I had my eye on a lovely dusky pink poppy, and we went to ask someone else about tickets - and by the time I got there, it had gone. I was kicked myself. I did however buy a black salvia. Wahoo. Not frost hardy so I'll have to dig it up each year but it is gorgeous. Still no sodding tickets. It was 45 minutes into the event by this time. I saw someone who I didn't want to bump into, someone else saw me and said Hi, looked sheepish and said he was on standby Confused but it occurred to me that he was there with someone who was not his heavily pregnant girlfriend [not that I particularly like either of them but WTF!], and still no tickets. So we came home.

I got my shredder out, chopped back brambles, ivy, grape, akebia, buddleia, cornflower, Szechuan pepper and other random stuff around the garden at home and shredded it, and got a huge bag from it all, and mulched around some of the newly exposed areas where my plants are getting slugged. I run a no dig garden and most choppings from prunings/cutting back get put back onto the soil as a mulch. Having a shredder makes quick work it it but unfortunately, it has been bought for the community gardens [it was on offer] and so alas, it is only mine for the weekend.

Incidentally, one of the reasons I do no dig is because when we substituted the bark chippings for slate, i piled the composting bark onto one of the beds in the garden for a few weeks over the winter, and left a good two inches on it when I planted it up [the rest went into the compost] and it is by far the best soil, best growth, healthiest bed ever. It is amazing. when you dig anything out [weeds etc] - there is a long trail of micorrizal fungi that comes with it - it sits just under the surface. The bed itself [like many of mine] is fullest of all of self seeded plants - strawbs, my leek grass stuff, marigolds etc taking up all the space between the Szechuan pepper, various herbs and the veg that I put in - there literally is no space left come this time of year. So the more mulching can be done to encourage the micorrizal fungi the better.

funnyperson · 07/06/2015 17:15

We decided it was much too nice to go anywhere at all in the car and stayed at home in and out of the garden all day lazing around. Did a bit of weeding, deadheading (roses, irises, pansies), repotting (tomato plant) and snoozing in the sun. The lawn has been left unmowed to give the daisies and buttercups a chance. Smile

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AlternativeTentacles · 07/06/2015 17:22

Smashing. I am making a roast dinner and just sneaked two stuffing balls and two roast spuds into a small dish, and made a tiny amount of gravy just for them...they were lovely.

Callmegeoff · 07/06/2015 17:25

How frustrating AT
we have a chipper, just a cheapie from screwfix but put everything on the compost heap, it's never occurred to me to use it straight as mulch but will be giving it a go.

bear tell your Dh no, for some reason he never wears pants with shorts and hardly ever wears trousers with pants at home

I've looked at the Sissighurst method and I'm not convinced I've grasped what to do but did did tackle our never flowered old rambler, basically attached it to struts and bent it a lot. I'm pleased to see it has lots of buds and will be looking forward to finding out what colour it is!

I've been to an open garden today too, a beautiful manor which has recently changed hands. I've never visited before but I understand they have made lots of changes and everything seems quite natural weeds I did come away with a Physotegia Virginia Alba for £4.50. I also bumped into an old friend from primary so we're getting together on Friday.

MyNightWithMaud · 07/06/2015 19:05

We could probably get plenty of use from a chipper. One day. When I get my shed.

In the days when the beds were less densely planted, I used to mulch the apple trees with newspaper covered with grass clippings. That seemed to work well.

Bearleigh · 07/06/2015 22:19

Hmm that's interesting about no-dig tentacles...

It was glorious here today so we also lazed in the sunshine. The light was beautiful and everything looked so green and lush. I was sitting by a bush that had bees visiting; also by a rose, and I got occasional wafts of scent.

We ate dinner in the garden too, which always nicely relaxed. Poor DS still has 2 weeks of GCSEs, though, and hes heartily fed up. How are things going for you and yours sugarplum?

funnyperson · 07/06/2015 22:29

Good luck to your DS bearleigh

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Blackpuddingbertha · 07/06/2015 23:10

Spent lots of time watching the dragonflies around the pond today. Amazing. And we could see lots of newts swimming around. So happy with the pond. Smile Picture is a Broad Bodied Chaser. This is the male, the female wouldn't stay still enough for photos but I did video her laying eggs.

Although not a badger...

Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May: Alternative potting shed thread