Woo hoo - two cucamelons! My vines reaches over 6ft last year maybe 8? They are easily control able tho as they are so thin, you can just chop them. The thing I had to make sure was that no tender plants were next to the cucamelon, as it kept on sending out climbing arms to scramble up and across, and they would have damaged a fragile plant. Overnight new arm tendril things would have popped up!
Hung-over labrador? Poor thing. Still not as bad as a post-spliff one would be - imagine a labrador with the munchies? That would be dangerous!
mink drainage paths sound interesting. And I have been stockpiling the stones that I have picked out of the soil, I have piles of them, pots of them, buckets of them...