Great to hear of all the many and varied successes - keep up it up Class of 2018
Have your neighbours quietened down yet Sticker?
Good to hear that dgd's enjoying paring down to 3 A levels rather than 4 Sost
242Mummy - gorgeous and charming is at least as important in the world of employment as stellar qualifications imo 
Whistl - I've been doing the Michael Moseley 8 week blood sugar diet which is around 800 calories a day (I've probably averaged around 1000 calories a day) and lost 15lbs in three weeks. Its absolutely down to low carbs, no processed foods etc. Basically your body finds energy by using glycogen in the first instance - if there is hardly any of that available because you haven't been eating carbs then it has to use your stored fat. I also fast until 12 noon a couple of days per week because my body has got into the swing of burning fat overnight so might as well let that run on for a few hours (so effectively between 15-18 hours of fasting depending upon when evening meal was eaten). Its not as bad as it sounds - when fasting I normally don't start feeling hungry until 11am and then there is only an hour to go.
I have had no bread, rice, pasta, potatoes etc for 3 weeks. Plus carrots, peas and certain fruits like banana are off the menu. By following the recipes in his book, I am still easily managing my 5 a day and actually having very healthy meals. Sorry to sound evangelical about it 