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What is your dirty secret?

35 replies

Toastiemaker · 23/01/2022 19:18

I do roast potatoes in lard. So bad, but sooo good!
What is yours?

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TicTacHoh · 23/01/2022 19:21

Gloriously filthy mash made with copious amounts double cream, butter, and salt.

Chishnfips · 23/01/2022 19:22

Little knob of butter in baked beans.

broccolibush · 23/01/2022 19:23

I fry bacon rather than grill it. And then fry off some bread in the lovely bacon fat that is left in the pan. Utterly filthy. But glorious.

WhiteXmas21 · 23/01/2022 19:23

Butter. Butter in mash, butter on steak; butter dropped into garlic prawns prior to mixing with pasta.

Toastiemaker · 23/01/2022 19:25

@Chishnfips a little knob goes a long way if you know what to do with it Grin.

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Blinkinname · 23/01/2022 19:26

That is not a dirty secret! That is exactly what you should do with roast potatoes! None of that highly processed oil shit that burns at a low temperature. Lard better for you that most fats.

I'll need to get back to you on mine. Used to be buttery Smash on white toast. YUM

Bagelsandbrie · 23/01/2022 19:26

I bake Betty Crocker brownies and pass them off as made from scratch Blush people have told me they’re the best brownies they’ve ever had. Oops.

DedalusBloom · 23/01/2022 19:31

Betty Crockers devils food cake mix is the one I always pass off as home made. It's so sticky and delicious.

LoveFall · 24/01/2022 01:06

I have discovered that just a bit of MSG is amazing.

After reading all I could on it and concluding it is actually harmless and really just something that is in foods already. The umami flavour.

Monty27 · 24/01/2022 05:13

Next time I do roasties I'm getting lard 👍🏽

Dustyblue · 24/01/2022 07:00

The Two Fat Ladies had a couple of recipes where they insisted "If you can't get lard, don't bother making this". One was Bubble & Squeak- 'you'll never get the fat hot enough unless it's lard". Bless them.

I put tamari (a stronger version of soy sauce, essentially) on hot chips, roast potatoes, hash browns etc. Filthy but awesome.

PrimroseBed · 24/01/2022 13:20

Always have butter with peanut butter on toast. I only realised recently that other people just put the PB straight on the toast, like it's the War.

Bagelsandbrie · 24/01/2022 18:17

@PrimroseBed

Always have butter with peanut butter on toast. I only realised recently that other people just put the PB straight on the toast, like it's the War.
I have butter too. Lots of it. Delicious.
MagdaTrudy · 25/01/2022 04:19

Butter in scrambled eggs and also in the frying pan.

Beef dripping for Yorkshire puddings, how else would anyone make them?

Yes to liquid seasoning (MSG)

DropYourSword · 25/01/2022 05:20

Decent knob of butter in bolognaise - makes a huge difference!

languagelover96 · 25/01/2022 08:09

Cheesy pasta, love it.

Keladrythesaviour · 25/01/2022 08:14

Definitely butter in baked beans, I also like a dash of Worcestershire sauce in there. Yuum.

TheTurn0fTheScrew · 25/01/2022 08:14

I was coming on to say lard. I use it for roast potatoes, and also for toad in the hole (wrap the sausages in bacon first).

SiobhanSharpe · 25/01/2022 08:19

I make soda bread and always put a knob of lard (and a teaspoon of sugar) into the dough.
In a bookstore in the States a few years ago I came across a small cookbook entitled 'Cooking with Lard'
I still regret not buying it!

weliveinharmony · 25/01/2022 08:21

Lots of salt all over my tomatoes, makes then sooo tasty. Pair them with cheese wow!

Haveyoubrushedyourteethtoday · 25/01/2022 08:22

Medjool dates slathered with about a tablespoon of peanut butter (the kind made with just peanuts and salt)

BlueSkyeThinker · 25/01/2022 08:23

Tablespoon of cream cheese mixed with a little icing sugar for pudding. It's like carrot cake, but without the faff of making a carrot cake.

SiobhanSharpe · 25/01/2022 08:27

I never buy reduced fat versions of anything, ever.
Knobs of butter help soups, sauces, stews, just about anything.
As the saying goes - add fat, add flavour.
I always butter my bread or toast before putting peanut butter on. Why wouldn't you? (Then add honey on top)
Am also a big fan if Nigella's 'double butter' technique for toast....

Deathraystare · 27/01/2022 18:35

@TicTacHoh

A woman/man after my own heart. Mind you I sometimes also add salad cream!!

RoyKentsChestHair · 27/01/2022 19:44

@Bagelsandbrie

I bake Betty Crocker brownies and pass them off as made from scratch Blush people have told me they’re the best brownies they’ve ever had. Oops.
Same here but I use Ghiradelli ones from Amazon. If it makes you feel better I know of actual cake makers who sell their creations using Betty. CRocker mixes for sponges as they say their customers rave about them!