Breakfast: toasted bagel and butter, bowl of Cheerios (no milk on ds2's - won't eat wet cereal) Pure orange juice
Ds2 shouts throughout "bisskit!bisskit!bisskit!"
Lunch: baked beans on wholemeal toast with grated cheese on top. Flavoured water.
Ds2 shouts throughout "ice kweam! ice kweam! ice kweam!"
I give in to pester power and give him a Refreshers ice lolly full of E-additives. He stops shouting (bliss).
When ds2 wakes up after his nap he will have a couple of fig rolls, ds1 will have a digestive biscuit or two. They will both have plain water.
Dinner: We are going to have chicken, new potatoes and salad. Ds2 will eat some salad but ds1 won't - he can have sweetcorn, ds2 will want some too. Ds2 will not eat much chicken and will attempt, at some point during the meal, to chuck his plate across the room. I will be waiting for this and move with the speed of a coiled snake to thwart his dastardly plan.
Pudding will be ice kweam and fruit (grapes, satsumas, apples). No fruit for ds2, he claims to be allergic to it. Both will have apple juice (ds1's allergy is strangely untriggered by juice).
Remains to be seen what ds2 will be shouting about during his evening meal, possibly "Dairylea Lunchables! Cheesestrings! Can of Red Bull!"