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I screwed up a dinner party

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stella1w · 16/05/2012 06:28

The soup was cold, and tasted of earth (bought prepared from posh shop), I put the jacket potatoes on in advance to be organised and they all shrivelled, the salad I made was tasteless and the steak I bought was just dreadful. A guest brought dessert and that was the only thing people ate with any enthusiasm. I,ve never been able to cook but I used (prekids) to be able to throw something respectable together even if some of it was store-bought. In my defence, I was trying to get a 10 month down for much of the evening, but even so, it was a pathetic meal.
If anyone has a foolproof dinner party menu for someone who can't cook, let me know!

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squeakytoy · 16/05/2012 08:16

do a chilled starter than can be prepared in advance

for main course do something like a beef stew (dress is up with a fancy name like beef bourginon, which can be slow cooked and be simmering away ready to serve, and accompany it with mashed potatoes (again tart them up with garlic and parsley or similar) and dishes of veg. The beauty of this is you cant burn it, and it is easier to dish up.

cheat with a pudding and get a pre-prepared one..

Callisto · 16/05/2012 08:21

Cook! ready meals. They are so good and can easily be passed off as ones own if you're that way inclined.

TitsalinaBumSquash · 16/05/2012 08:22

Depending on how many people are there, for a starter I get a big wooden board and fill it with cheese, stuffed peppers, pickles and cured meats and bread, I do 1 board for about 4.

Dinner, any 1 pot dish with a large salad, chicken with potato and tomato and herbs all baked together or the like, prepared before, shoved in the oven when they arrive.

Dessert, mini chocolate mouses, in individual cups, or homemade ice cream with shop brought shortbread. All easy and can be made before. Giving you time to relax and ply your guests with booze

cupofteaplease · 16/05/2012 08:24

StillSquiffy, what time shall I be over for dinner? Grin

EatsBrainsAndLeaves · 16/05/2012 08:28

Another easy starter is melon soaked in port with bit of sugar. You cube up charentis (wrong spelling I think) melon, add some white port and a little bit of caster sugar and stir in - leave to soak. Then put in pretty dishes to serve. It is delicious.

Whatmeworry · 16/05/2012 08:28

Steak is a risk. Cold starters, and never a main course that needs lots of fiddly last minute stuff - agree with all the long, slow cooking advice. And loads of wine before they even start eating :o

PS agree never steak, its very hard to get right unless on a barbecue (and even then, hot enough and no flames!)

Mummy2FE · 16/05/2012 08:38

In our group of friends we do a lot of dinner parties- they are not posh and I think of them more as friends coming over for food as it is less pressure that way.

I always do at least one course that can be done beforehand and just heated up or put in the fridge before serving.

Starters- garlic mushrooms for example which i just re-heat and serve on toasted ciabatta beforehand. In the winter I make soup. Both are really cheap too- the soup can be freezed and used at either another meal with friends or lunch for the family. As summer is coming up I will start doing cold starters involving no cooking such as bread and oil, olives and spanish meats....just put them on a platter and sorted.

Mains- I often do pasta, casseroles (Hairy Bikers are my favourites) which I make a short time beforehand and reheat. I also do fish like salmon or cod, which I put in foil with butter/ herbs/ spices etc and put in the oven. Serve it in the foil so it looks a bit more interesting. Really easy, tastes fresh. Serve with crushed new potatoes and simple salad or cooked veggies. Sometimes a ratatouille which can be done beforehand/frozen- also really simple to make.

Deserts- I like an eaton mess too. Also champagne (or more often cava...) jellies. Syllabub. Anything that I can put in a fridge and leave there until serving.

I tend not to worry too much about what the food tastes like- although it is always good when it is delicious. We always think any food disasters are funny anyway and it just gives us something else to laugh about.

The company is what matters the most.

fuckbucket · 16/05/2012 08:41

Place marking for future reference... a couple of idiot proof vegetarian ideas would be appreciated, there's a fairly committed veggie definitely meant to be coming to the next one thus destroying my standard chicken and roast vegetable traybake.

mayaswell · 16/05/2012 08:44

Can I just say I'd prefer the bitchy queens/drunken sex revelations/cigarette disaster dinner to the delicious food any day!
Your DP should have looked after baby or the food, you can't do both whilst you have company.
And I agree Jamie is your friend, minted fruit salad from 30 min meals is a winner every time.

EatsBrainsAndLeaves · 16/05/2012 08:53

Chocolate fondue is also a really easy and popular pudding. Yes you need to buy a fondue set, but you can get little ones really cheaply. Melt some chocolate with a bit of cream in fondue set. Cut up strawberries, mangoes, etc into little bits and arrange prettily - and thats it.

LumpyLatimer · 16/05/2012 08:54

Fuckbucket - foolprooof veggie dish for you (courtesy of Nige) -

Sweet potato and halloumi bake

You just cut some sweet potatoes into roughly 1 inch chunks and some baking potatoes into roughyl 1 cm chunks, put in roasting tray with some red pepper, red onions, and lots of whole garlic cloves. Toss in loads of good olive oil and roast until they are ALMOST done. Then thinly slice a block of halloumi and lay over the top of the veg. Put back in the oven and cook until the veg is totally cooked - sweet pots and onions nicely caramelised - and the halloumi is lots of lovely salty golden bits draped over the top.

You just need to serve it with a couple of lovely salads. Winner every time and can be prepared well in advance with minimum fuss.

I too am a vair vair successful dinner party hostess and would no mroe cook steak for guests than I would attempt a croquembouche. It's madness I tell you MADNESS!

LumpyLatimer · 16/05/2012 08:57

Oh and chocolate mousse is also almost impossible to cock up, and can be made in advance. I don't even bother weighing stuff any more, just work on the principle of a block of chocolate (100g) per 2 eggs:

Separate eggs
Whisk egg whites until firm peaked, and then whisk in roughly 2 tbsp caster sugar per egg white. You are looking for basically a meringue mix

Melt chocolate. When melted you can slug in booze of your choice if you like, but no more than around 1 dssp per block of chock

Stir egg yolks nto melted choc.

Fold 'meringue' mix into choc/egg yolk mix.

Pour into either 1 large or lotsa small dishes, depending on how fancy schmancy you feel like being.

notjustamummythankyou · 16/05/2012 08:59

What everyone else says.

My starter tends to be a platter with salami, prosciutto, olives, stuffed baby peppers etc and some nice bread.

Main: tagine, curry, casserole - anything that can be slow cooked in advance.

Pud: something like lemon posset - easy peasy and can be done in advance. Or nigella does a fab pear and choc pudding using (shock!) Pears from a Tin.

Thistledew · 16/05/2012 09:02

FB - how about replacing the chicken with haloumi? Slice it about 1/2 cm thick and fry for a couple of mins each side in a little olive oil and smoked paprika. It is best served warm but you can slice it beforehand and it doesn't require much attention or precision. Cutting a couple of slices wafer thin so they go really crispy is delicious too!

CeliaFate · 16/05/2012 09:05

Don't worry about it, they came to see you, not to judge your food.
I second the advice about preparing everything in advance - cold starter, slow cooker main course and either buy dessert or prepare in advance like a trifle, tiramisu or tart.
And plenty of booze in case things go awry. Grin

EatsBrainsAndLeaves · 16/05/2012 09:06

I get told by friends I am a good cook and I would never attempt steak for a dinner party. It is far too easy to get it wrong

squeakytoy · 16/05/2012 09:10

Foolproof veggie dish, Lasagne. Can also adapt for the non-veggies.

Sainsburys do a mild chilli sauce in their italian chilled section (Glorious) is the brand, and it is really creamy. I saute broccoli, carrot, courgette, peppers for a couple of minutes to just soften them slightly, then add this sauce, you can add a bit of spinach too. And if you want to make it into a seafood lasagne add some prawns etc at this point, or add chicken and chorizo, it is really versatile.. then use some fresh lasagne sheets, layer it all as you would an ordinary lasagne, top with white bechamel sauce and grated parmesan, and you can bake this in the oven on a low heat for an hour while you do other stuff. If it looks to be getting too crispy on the top, cover with foil, or cover from the start and remove foil for last 20 minutes.

Serve with garlic bread and a salad.

GnocchiGnocchiWhosThere · 16/05/2012 09:11

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notjustamummythankyou · 16/05/2012 09:13

Thought of another main: Spanish chicken and chorizo stew. V tasty and can be prepared in advance. Think its on BBC good food site.

gomowthelawn · 16/05/2012 09:19

The secret with dinner parties is never set the bar too high, or you'll never get invited back. A bowl of cold soup will act massively in your favour in the long run, as your friends are there to see you and have fun not give marks out of ten.

I bet everyone had a great time.

I haven't got a foolproof menu I'm afraid, as I am frankly rubbish, and mess up all the time. People keep coming back though.

EatsBrainsAndLeaves · 16/05/2012 09:20

That is a good point. I used to cook fancier food than I do now and friends confessed they were too imtimidated to invite me back for a meal!

Abra1d · 16/05/2012 09:21

Talc--I love that pudding recipe!

PiedWagtail · 16/05/2012 09:44

The last time I had a dinner party I did a meze - loads of plates of parma ham, aubergines, roasted peppers, roasted cherry toms, feta cheese, goats cheese, smoked salmon, dips, crudites, some nice breads and dipping oils, etc - and it worked really well! People could just help themselves and it was really relaxed. Also works well for a starter :)

Atreegrowsinbrooklyn · 16/05/2012 09:49

My strategy is to never attempt anything new and to stick to favourites. I test them out on family first then incorporate them. Avoid dinky portioned meals- serve food family style-one pot or serving vessel, puddings not in individual little pots etc. A great big cake, pie or tart always gets a wow for pudding and may leave you with delicious leftovers too-cook's perks.

I also try to prepare food the day before- stews and meals such as chile are actually better tasting if made and kept overnight in the fridge. I serve my chile (made with chuck steak not minced beef which is not a real chile) with tortilla chips, home made cornbread (really easy-can post recipe), guacamole, refried beans, salsa and sour cream. It is colourful, fun to eat food and informal.

Meat such as quail, beef and lamb are great roasted with an Asian style marinade (pomegranate, lime juice, lemongrass, sumach powder, garlic) then sliced thinly and served over a large plate of green salad, couscous or bulghur wheat with a dressing. Serve with pita. The trick is to make it look abundant and colourful. I pour pomegranate seeds over the meat too-it looks great.

Winter beef stews are easy to make then you heat it up and serve with a potato gratin or cauliflower cheese-again both can be made earlier in the day or the night before. For some reason, potato gratin seems to really go well with beef. A bowl of bread and some green beans are all you need to add.

A spring/summer starter for an informal meal that I use often is roasted peppers and mozzarella on toasted ciabatta or baguette. Slice red peppers ( not green- they're not so ripe tasting), drizzle with olive oil and roast until the skins blister. Store in the fridge complete with any olive oil from the pan. When ready to eat, lightly toast the bread slices, layer them with the peppers and drizzle olive oil over, then lay slices of Mozzarella on top. Toast until the cheese starts to bubble and run. Serve. This suits rustic type mains best.

I have a fabulous crab, parmesan and asparagus tart that is very spring/summery and despite the richness of the ingredients, is light. It uses store bought pastry if you prefer that and of the many many times i have made this, It has never gone wrong. I can post this for anybody who would like it. It can be made in advance and suits a green salad and any type of potato accompaniment. It can also be served by itself for a lunch. The tart is so adaptable-I have added all kinds of other vegetables and substituted other fish/meat too.

For pudding I often bake a big pound cake (sponge) and serve it with a cooked down fresh fruit sauce/compote, cream, creme fraiche or icecream. I have an easy recipe for a Sicilian style Cassatta cake filled with a rum sultana, vanilla and icing sugar flavoured ricotta. It's easy and keeps for days. Nearly Everyone loves cake. Bread and Butter pudding in the winter is good-make with Brioche or Challah for lightness and summer is meringue/fruit or a boozy alcoholic grown up jelly with fruit and creme fraiche. I rarely make chocolate puddings-often too heavy.

A simple sheet of puff pastry (shop bought) brushed with egg yolk then piled with any fruit mixture, edges folded slightly inwards to prevent oozing then baked gives you a fruit crostata-rustic and gorgeous. Sprinkle a redcurrant and raspberry crostata with crushed hazelnuts and maybe soak the fruit in a hazelnut liqueur called Frangelico or another liqueur makes it more sophisticated. Adding crushed almonds to it thickens any juices.

The crostata can be made savoury by filling it with vegetables and maybe cheese- dried tomatoes, garlic, asparagus, green beans, butter beans, crumbled feta, herbs etc. Just follow the instructions for baking the shop bought pastry and cover the vegetable topping at the end if it starts to brown too fast.

lurkerspeaks · 16/05/2012 09:57

I entertain a lot and always do family food eg. lasagne, cottage pie, chilli, fish pie, veg pie (Nigel Slater - always a success), sausage casserole, toad in the hole. Basically stuff that you cook in advance and just serve.

I've only gone really wrong once when I forgot to turn the rice cooker on and had to do emergency quinoa to serve with chill (rice for 10 was going to take too long).

The only thing I would cook on the day would be self assembly fajitas (usually from a kit.....) where I would heat the fajitas and make the inner mixture (veg and meat) while people were at the table. All the other stuff would be in the fridge pre prepared. Often someone will help to whip the cling film off while you cook.

I generally do the same with desert - chocolate mouse, crumble, pavlova are all favourites that you make in advance.

The food in my house is v. edible but v. simple. If you want fancy you go to a restaurant.

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