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flouncing. finally had my fill of RL

71 replies

SpringHeeledJack · 05/02/2010 22:04

it's okaaaay, I spose, but it's not quite what I planned at 18....

Also I do find it rather time consuming, iykwim. For example, I could be on here, making David Cameron posters, arguing about swearing, people-on-the-social-living-the-life-of-Riley, leaving babies in hotel rooms, the ethics of throwing burgers at/ripping out chest hair of/making sausage casserole for someone's dp. Or pretending to be an aristocratic regency slut. Or asking if my bum looks big in this in Style and Beauty. Or whether Madonna/Nigella/Vera Duckworth/someone from Eastenders is looking old/too fat/too thin in sleb twaddle. Or engaging in cock chat on the healthy eating thread.

Or even finding a nice juicy troll

nom nom nom nom nom

And what- on the other hand- does RL offer me instead? eh? eh?

mindless repetitive toil. dp and his interminable and relentless peanut munching and fretting about work. Walking occasionally unpredictable and threatening looking dogs. Wiping arses. More toil. Kitchen floor. Cleaning the bog. More fucking dogs. Painting the hall. And Stephen Fucking Fry on telly. Again

so that's it. You cannot serve two masters so I'm finally flouncing.I hereby de-register from RL in order to spend my time more productively in worthwhile activities on here.

I don't expect to be missed till possibly breakfast time, but I will be resolute and strong

...right. where's tonight's fight/chuckle/troll/bumsex??

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LazyJourno · 05/02/2010 23:31
SpringHeeledJack · 05/02/2010 23:35

no, not me, shiney- I have up till now been Too Busy with RL (see above)

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SpringHeeledJack · 05/02/2010 23:36

...am sweary precious on a(nother) name change

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TheCrackFox · 05/02/2010 23:38

Yes, RL is completely overrated.

What have I honestly achieved in RL. I once had a shit career and now I am a moderately competent mother. Well, whoop de whoop.

On MN I am witty, RL I am a grumpy cow.

I will join you in your flounce. It is the only sensible option.

RumourOfAHurricane · 05/02/2010 23:38

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SpringHeeledJack · 05/02/2010 23:40

I am just one jump ahead of RL, Shiney

..no-one can out me now, though- the shutters have come down

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bibbitybobbityhat · 05/02/2010 23:40

Ah well done Jack. I knew you could do it. All it takes is a little willpower. You should be proud.

Now ... are you sticking with this name?

SpringHeeledJack · 05/02/2010 23:41

I could have written your post, CrackFox

...except I am a grumpy cow in RL and on MN

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SpringHeeledJack · 05/02/2010 23:42

yes, I am, bib- till I go and out myself again

...me and my big maaaaarf

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Kewcumber · 05/02/2010 23:43

I can flounce from real life [SHOCK] Why did no-one tell me before? Real Life is rubbish - I was going to be a princess. What ever happened to that? Prince Andrew married someone else, thats what happened. Pah!

I'm flouncing too.

SpringHeeledJack · 05/02/2010 23:46

Prince Aaaaandrew???

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LazyJourno · 05/02/2010 23:47

Prince Andrew??!

Could be worse... at least it wasn't Edward

VinegarTits · 05/02/2010 23:53

i want to flounce from rl too, i get more cock on MN

ThatVikRinA22 · 06/02/2010 00:01

i get to read about more cock on MN. and bumsex. and blowjobs. and threesomes. in fact i think MN is positively educational!

Kewcumber · 06/02/2010 08:34

he was a lot better looking at 12 and he was a prince [defensive emoticon]

AbricotsSecs · 06/02/2010 08:40

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Nymphadora · 06/02/2010 08:46

I am in bed on my iPhone. I may just stay here forever. (dh hasn't noticed yet I left him about 15 mins ago watching my farmville plant seeds)

GoldenSnitch · 06/02/2010 08:57

at "What have I honestly achieved in RL. I once had a shit career and now I am a moderately competent mother. Well, whoop de whoop."

Sums my life up perfectly!

psychomum5 · 06/02/2010 09:00

do you reckon if I had flounced from RL the last 6mths instead of flouncing from here, I would not have ended up in hosptial the last 3wks

see......flouncing to RL is clearly bad for you health......all of MN needs to know this!

here is the place to flounce too

caramelwaffle · 06/02/2010 10:23

Psychomum5 - your advice is duly heeded.

Nymphadora · 06/02/2010 11:48

Dh found me had to make conversation and everything. He is just getting my laptop and then I can flounce much easier!

psychomum5 · 06/02/2010 12:07

however big we need a fantabulous kitchen and a wine cellar!!

serenity · 06/02/2010 12:17

What's this 'Real Life'? Have I missed something? Is there a link?

SpringHeeledJack · 06/02/2010 12:27

I told dp I was flouncing...he just said "fuckity bye- don't let the door bang your arse on the way out"

[huff]

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Nymphadora · 06/02/2010 12:29

Pshcho imagine the chocolate bill!!!