it's okaaaay, I spose, but it's not quite what I planned at 18....
Also I do find it rather time consuming, iykwim. For example, I could be on here, making David Cameron posters, arguing about swearing, people-on-the-social-living-the-life-of-Riley, leaving babies in hotel rooms, the ethics of throwing burgers at/ripping out chest hair of/making sausage casserole for someone's dp. Or pretending to be an aristocratic regency slut. Or asking if my bum looks big in this in Style and Beauty. Or whether Madonna/Nigella/Vera Duckworth/someone from Eastenders is looking old/too fat/too thin in sleb twaddle. Or engaging in cock chat on the healthy eating thread.
Or even finding a nice juicy troll
nom nom nom nom nom
And what- on the other hand- does RL offer me instead? eh? eh?
mindless repetitive toil. dp and his interminable and relentless peanut munching and fretting about work. Walking occasionally unpredictable and threatening looking dogs. Wiping arses. More toil. Kitchen floor. Cleaning the bog. More fucking dogs. Painting the hall. And Stephen Fucking Fry on telly. Again
so that's it. You cannot serve two masters so I'm finally flouncing.I hereby de-register from RL in order to spend my time more productively in worthwhile activities on here.
I don't expect to be missed till possibly breakfast time, but I will be resolute and strong
...right. where's tonight's fight/chuckle/troll/bumsex??