Leaving/flouncing not worth crying over words on a screen

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Probably my own fault for over reacting but leaving because of some really offensive posters.

Just like to say good bye to my favourite posters and the ones who have been so lovely to me.

Sole source, sp, af, usual, worra, rubyfakenails, bridezilla, and many many many more. Even Scottish mummy who made me laugh all the time. Shcro your lovely to.

Which Egghead would you be Bof?

Daffers or Judith?

Oh. Looks like the thread's moved on. Does anyone else think that Richard off Pointless would be downright dirty in the sack?

Come back Maryz. We could have a bemused thread à deux.

. I would like to be Margaret from Apprentice or the person who chooses the soundtrack to Homes under the Hammer.

BOF you could go on Cash Cab. I love Cash Cab.

"Ok, I've just skimmed this thread and the other one, and I think I will disappear for another week.

Mumsnet has gorn mad in my absence."

If this is what has happened in one week, imagine how bad it will get if you go away for longer, MaryZ!

wtf is cash cab?

I would have to be all twinkly, like Daphne. And probably properly vicious backstage.

Mary: you speak the truth my little Irish love.

I have felt it and said it far too many times in my HUGE amount of years on Mumsnet but atm it really IS nuts. Absolutely nuts and inhabited by knobs.

I sincerely feel the need for a small and exclusive breakaway group. You, me and about 100 invited-by-stealth others. C'mon, whaddya say? Its the perfect time of year for it.

DC reckon Daffers is a Vampire.

What's the theme for this thread then, Sue?

wtf are you all going on about? Isn't pointless the one where no-one ever wins anything?

I want to be on a league of their own, preferably on a team with Freddie and John Bishop.

Should I Stay Or Should I go - the Clash.

Please refrain from answering the obvious . Norty.

So it's mulled wine, mince pies and moldies then mintyy?

I have an idea, I will set up a site and invite some of you.

I will call it v.oldies.

Only Scorpios in their 50th year may apply initially. Then I will carefully widen the net.

Whadya think?

Ooo

I'm in

It's a goer

Cash Cab is bloody great. The American version is the best IMO. You get in the cab as a normal customer,then you answer questions on your journey and win money. You have 3 lives and if you use them all up you get turfed out of the cab. You can ask people on the street or use your phone if you don't know the answer. .

Does anyone ever really watch Homes under the hammer?

I thought it was like background music only on the telly.

You are the only Scorpio in their 50th year you silly billy.

Good theme, Sue. The first thing that popped into my head, when BOF asked that was, "You are my theme for a dream, yes you are, a rare and lovely thing, you're my theme for a dream..." Not quite so applicable.

I watch it if I'm off work. Half to marvel at that Uriah Heap man, the smarmy one who is a bad triangle. And half to lol at the soundtrack.

If you don't invite me, Marysaid, I will be properly cross.

Hold on, get turfed out of the cab? That you got into to be taken somewhere? And not be subjected to silly questions?

Am veto-ing Hully on account of extreme youth and naievitee naieviety naievity nativity.

Oh good

I will be TRES exclusif and agree with myself all the time