Leaving/flouncing not worth crying over words on a screen

[InNeedOfBrandyButter]

Probably my own fault for over reacting but leaving because of some really offensive posters.

Just like to say good bye to my favourite posters and the ones who have been so lovely to me.

Sole source, sp, af, usual, worra, rubyfakenails, bridezilla, and many many many more. Even Scottish mummy who made me laugh all the time. Shcro your lovely to.

dd just told me it's a repeat

the relief

Feck.

No brownie points for me.

Oh yes.

"I'm hiding this thread because you are a shower of wankers who don't know your arses from your elbows".

But then you have to make sure you actualy hide the sodding thing, or else the shit hits the fan [bitter]

Well I've come back late to this thread, and if I've got the gist, Harold Bishop flounced, leaving only his glasses behind, but then came back as HaroldBishop2.

Is that it or do I have to RTFT?

That's pretty much it, Keema.

Bloody hell. From flouncing to Harold n Madge.

Yeah pickled!! Might be the longest flounce thread in history, but it's all full of random shit! The most surprising shit being....

1. Hully watches 'made in fucking Chelsea'??!!
2. Bof knows everything in the world ever about 80's soap/ex soap actors.

Anyway, how's the flounce going ineed???!!

Cliquey fuckers.

I do think that the OP departed some time ago, though.

And the "bullying bitches" badge. Don't forget that

How did I manage to forget that one? Tsk.

Madge? Is that you?

I've put my glasses down somewhere and can't see a bloody thing.

Tut. I came on here to see what was taking Brandy so bloody long to fuck flounce off and I see she's not even here any more - it's just you lot.

Two questions:

1. Which TV character can I be?

2. I want to make some mince pies but I don't have any normal pastry and I can't be arsed to make any. I have some frozen samosa pastry though. Do you think deep-fried mincemeat samosas dusted with icing sugar will be nice with brandy butter and cream?

Thank you.

Oh, and my Grandma always used to say 'Don't cry, eat your cake.' in response to any sort of trauma, even if there was no cake.

And my grandpa always used to say that slotted spoons were for small portions of soup.

Mmmmmm fellatio, mince meat fried in pastry is Napolitan Cannolli! Heavenly!
Add a dusting of sugar and brandy butter..... Go for it!

Is it a proper recipe? Oh good! How exciting! We might have that on Christmas day then, in the absence of the Christmas pudding that I forgot to make.

Oh, and my Grandma always used to say 'Don't cry, eat your cake.' in response to any sort of trauma, even if there was no cake.

No cake?? Now that is a trauma.

Deep fried samosa mince pies sound gorgeous!

And I second the 'don't cry eat cake' as an all round solution to anything, must actually be cake though.

Fellatio mincemeat fried in pastry?? An interesting recipipipe.

Normaly you just fry pastry shells and fill with ricotta/whipped cream and candied peel.

But mince meat samosas + mascarpone & brandy butter are just perfect.

Now if you want something trully decadent try this:
A bounty bar, wrapped in springroll pastry and deep fried.

WOW!!