Gah, I thought it was dreadful, seriously seriously pants.
Dear Lord where do I start?
The hair and make up was not good. The vampires all looked liked they'd been attacked by a psychotic clown makeup artist studying NVQ level 1 in waxwork painting.
'It's OK I'm a professional, I'll just daub you in sudocreme and then roll you in a bath tub of talc and you'll absolutely look like stone. oh yes'
And talking of skin, what the chuffing nut jobs is with the tinkly music that corresponds with the twinkly-skin-in-the-sunshine scenes? FFS, their skin sparkles WE GET IT. All they need to do next time is put up a caption SPARKLY SKIN at the bottom of the screen. Maybe we'll have a signer for the deaf signing it as well.
The clothes were heinous. Alice's coat was super gak, Carlisle in his cardy lololol
The hair...jeez louise... wig wig WIGGY WIGGY WIGNESS The actors that play the cullens are all GORGEOUS in rl why do they all look like super freaks Ellenetted to within an inch of their lives in the film??
What else...
Oh Alice's vision scene of Bella and Edward LOLOLOL man I had to pull my jumper over my head so I didn't barf into my bucket of popcorn. And WHY was edward dressed up like a 17th century farm boy?
Didn't like the wolves.
I did like the volturi. Michael Sheen is very good. Lovely and menacing. Could have watched much more of them.
Not that great overall imo considering the budget and the hype. Mind you New Moon is the dullest of all the books. Let's hope the next one with a bit more vampire on vampire action is a bit better.