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Whats the scariest film you've ever seen?? I love horrors normally but I found this one quite disturbing.........

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whatisthepoint · 26/01/2007 21:08

The Descent, OMG I found it well creepy dh was p*ssing himself I had to leave the room, is it me or has anyone found this film freaky??
I've watched loads of horrors in the past they don't normally bother me but this one was got under my skin.

Anyone seen it & whats your scariest film ever??????

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Flamesparrow · 31/01/2007 10:36

Now that scared me!!!

AshNotTheHousewaresOne · 31/01/2007 10:43

yup franca! proud owner of every argento movie (except his comedy 'five days in milan' and only cos you cant get it!) on either dvd or vhs here! pretty big collection of bava too (danger: diabolik and planet of the vampires are top, plus the vincent price starring 'dr. goldfoot' movies!)....i collect eurohorror (amongst other stuff) so my collection includes lucio fulci, jess franco and jean rollin amongst others (i have a guilty soft spot for joe d'amato too....'pieces' is great!
im also sad enough to collect the argento/goblin soundtracks too....yup i'm a horror geek!

franca70 · 31/01/2007 11:03

joe d'amato!
have you ever seen deodato's cannibal holocaust??? I've never had the guts to watch it...

AshNotTheHousewaresOne · 31/01/2007 11:13

got the 25th anniversary 2 disc edition on grindhouse releasing (R1)! a top dvd package and no mistaking!...my wife is a HUGE fan....managed to track her down the soundtrack (by italian soundtrack god riz ortolani) too!

franca70 · 31/01/2007 11:22

riz ortolani! ashnot, hats off to your knowledge of italian culture...

AshNotTheHousewaresOne · 31/01/2007 11:24

thank you! i've always been a huge fan of (certain areas of) Italian cinema! reckon you'd enjoy our dvd/soundtrack selection then!

franca70 · 31/01/2007 11:41

I certainly would. I can still remember claudio simonetti's hairdo in the early 80s...

AshNotTheHousewaresOne · 31/01/2007 11:44

it's still the same! lol my two fave simonetti albums are his 'dance mix' horror ones (tho 'i love piano' is a great single!)....have you heard his argento tribute band 'daemonia'?

franca70 · 31/01/2007 13:11

No, I haven't... I'm not an expert, I'm afraid. have googled claudio simonetti and realized he masterminded the song gioca jouer, a classic of italian pop culture. This morning, instead of working, I looked at the websites dedicated to dario argento, read the plot of deep red and got scared just like the first time i saw it (I was 13). also checked the website of cannibal holocaust...it's fab!

AshNotTheHousewaresOne · 01/02/2007 13:31

you should check them out.....very funny 'rock god' versions of the argento stuff.....argento has been doing episodes of the 'masters of horror' tv show recently, and is currently finishing off the 3rd part of his 'three mothers' trilogy (after suspiria and inferno) due for release later this year.....cant wait!!!!!

franca70 · 01/02/2007 14:04

I heard about thee masters of horror, but didn't know about the new movie. suspiria. that's another good one.
the other night I watched the beginning of the ring (american version), but didn't find it that special.

AshNotTheHousewaresOne · 01/02/2007 14:20

'jenifer' his story from last seasons MoH was not bad at all....this years 'pelts' was kinda lacking (got a pal in the states sends me previews luckily)....theres a link to a coming soon trailer of this years italian movies ive got somewhere, i'll find it out for you....it has a clip from the new argento movie (about 8 secs worth lol)

franca70 · 01/02/2007 14:50

I missed his last movies, after having moved to england (and also my husband doesn't like horrors, but that's another story. also, since having the children, I findit very difficult to watch horrors. why????) I think that the last one I saw was la sindrome di stendhal.

southeastastra · 01/02/2007 14:51

ash where do you find all these films? do you rent them from somewhere or buy them? i find it quite hard to find any 'different' type films

AshNotTheHousewaresOne · 01/02/2007 16:33

....ive got a pretty good network of obscure movie fan friends here and abroad, plus i write a tonne of zee grade movie reviews for the odd webgroup so you get to know folk thru that (hopefully a publisher will pick up my handy guide to friday night movies one day) ....most stuff you haveta search out on r1 or r3...plus most of us have old pre cert beta/vhs collections which thanks to the wonders of modern technology we can now transfer to dvd (my beta is a bit dodgy at the mo and its hard to get then repaired), been collecting 'obscure' movies since about '83 so by default over the years ive managed to get a good collection!.....franca, avoid argento's 'phantom of the opera' remake at all costs! its awful!!....'non ho sonno' is a return to form tho...its got max von sydow in it and goblin reformed for the soundtrack and 'the card player' is pretty good, a return to his gaillo past....damn i sound like a geekier/sadder mark kermode (well we do have one of our kids named after an actress from a sam raimi movie and another after a character from the comic 'preacher' lol)

franca70 · 01/02/2007 16:39

I loved the early sam raimi. which one?
yes phantom of the opera has never really appealed to me, and I read that nonhosonno was good.
so what about your handy guide to friday night movies?

AshNotTheHousewaresOne · 01/02/2007 16:43

one of our twins is named after embeth davidtz who played sheila in 'army of darkness' ....i'm trying to put a guide together of friday night/obscure movies in my spare time...kinda mini reviews/synopsis etc...i'll post a preview review if you like!

Mumpbump · 01/02/2007 16:48

Nightmare on Elmstreet when I was about 12! More recently, The Ring scared me so much, I had to shower for the whole of the following week with the door open in case anything was coming up stairs and dh (then boyfriend) had to stay with me on the 7th night, just in case.

Nastiest film I've seen was Wolf Creek. When they were stitching up my episiotomy and dh asked me how I was doing, I said "Do you remember Wolf Creek? Well, I feel like I'm in it!" Just plain nasty and there is no way I would get The Hostel out!

AshNotTheHousewaresOne · 01/02/2007 16:53

no-one should get 'hostel' out....its an awful waste of everyones time (i'll never get those 2 hours back)....i feel embaressed to know the director!....the scariest thing about it is that it got greenlit by a major studio, whilst george a. romero's new movie is being shot on high def. digital video for a $5 million budget....its unfortunate that a lot of the major studios (stand up lion's gate) are happy to churn out big budget rubbish whilst a lot of the more obscure stuff dissapears off the radar....hmmmm....fanboy rant there lol

AshNotTheHousewaresOne · 01/02/2007 16:57

meant to add mumpbump that 'a nightmare on elm st.' was the first 18 i saw at the pictures! sure it was 84 it came out so id be 14!!!....went on my own too!...its still a top movie ....loved wolf creek here too....a nice throwback to the 70's style of horror/thriller genre.

southeastastra · 01/02/2007 17:00

my first 18 was christine it scared me but watching it now it's just daft.

there is a lack of good horror (or maybe it's just not distributed) i can't stand bloody things though.

post your preview ash!

AshNotTheHousewaresOne · 01/02/2007 17:05

here you go astra! don't say i didn't warn you (at least compiling these gives me a break from the day job lol)!! this is the layout/style of the reviews for my friday night guide.....features everything you need to know about a movie....picked army of darkness to post cos it was under 'a' lol....enjoy!!!!

Bruce Campbell vs. Army of Darkness (AKA Army Of Darkness) (USA 1992)
CAST: Bruce Campbell, Embeth Davidtz, Marcus Gilbert
PRODUCER: Robert G. Tapert
DIRECTOR: Sam Raimi

ALSO KNOWN AS:
The one with the skeletons and two different endings.

THE PLOT:
After being sent hurtling through a convenient time vortex at the climax of Evil Dead 2, Ash finds himself trapped in a medieval Britain that looks uncannily like California. Armed only with his 20th century savvy, a shotgun and a handy line in witty comebacks, our hero must recover the book of the dead to find a way home?.

QUOTE UNQUOTE:
Almost every line delivered by Bruce Campbell in this movie is a gem.
?The name?s Ash?.housewares! ?
?Groovy!?
?Gimme some sugar baby!?
?Hail to the king!?
?Yo she-bitch?.let?s go!?
?You found me beautiful once? ?Sister, you just got real ugly!?
?My name is Ash and I?m a slave?
?Shop smart, shop S-Mart?

GREATEST MOMENTS:
Ash (Bruce Campbell) shackled and marching through the desert in the movies opening sequence. Ash?s bungling attempt at stealing the Book of the Dead with hilarious results. The terrifying skeleton ?Army of Darkness? march on the castle, quite possibly the scariest scene ever committed to film.

SOUNDS FANTASTIC:
Danny Elfman?s rousing March of The Dead.

HUNKY:
Gauntlet handed and ?boomstick? wielding Bruce Campbell. Dodgy accented, ginger bearded north lands dwelling hard man Henry the Red.

FUNKY:
The evil mini Ash?s, products of a smashed mirror, fighting our hero in a deserted windmill.

SPUNKY:
Embeth Davidtz as the prim medieval maiden Shelia. After falling for Ash?s (not inconsiderable) charms, she is kidnapped by a flying demon and reborn as the screaming super-banshee queen of the army of darkness. Which is nice.

FASHION VICTIMS:
Ash?s hand sown blue cape, topped off with a breast plate and mullet, King Arthur?s fringe, evil skeleton warriors in Tam O? Shanters and playing bagpipes and the girl that Ash rescues in the S-Mart finale wears a fetching stone wash denim mini-skirt.

BEST VIEWED:
Once a week. For ever.

SUMMARY:
Sam Raimi?s loving tribute to the films of Ray Harryhausen. This is the Evil Dead saga re-invented as an action comedy and is all the better for it. Bruce Campbell gives the greatest performance of his career as the bumbling hero, Ash. One of the best sword wielding skeleton movies ever made. Criminally underrated by ?serious? horror fans who should know better, if you ever have kids you should name at least one of them after one of the actors involved as a tribute (I know I did). No matter what version you get to see, this is the film Friday nights in were made for.

franca70 · 01/02/2007 17:08

yes post them ash!
nightmare was great, I saw it uncensored on video, probably in 1987 (you know in italy we are always sooo behind). It also helped that there was a v. young johnny depp.
is christine the one with the car?

southeastastra · 01/02/2007 17:10

oh i've seen it! loved the skeletons it is quite scary.

love your review, very funny, you should do one a week on here

AshNotTheHousewaresOne · 01/02/2007 17:10

and heres another for a classic we all love:

Night of the Living Dead (USA 1968)
CAST: Duane Jones, Judith O?Dea, Karl Hardman, Russell Streiner, Marilyn Eastman
PRODUCERS: Russell Streiner and Karl Hardman
DIRECTOR: George A. Romero

ALSO KNOWN AS:
The black and white one with the farmhouse, the zombies and the ?shock? ending.

THE PLOT:
A mysterious virus, brought to Earth by a returning Venus space probe, re-animates the bodies of the recently dead. A group of mismatched strangers find themselves trapped in a farmhouse and are forced to contend not only with the slowly advancing undead hordes but there own prejudices and mistrust of each other?it?ll end in tears...

QUOTE UNQUOTE:
?They?re coming to get you Barbara! ?
?They?re dead?.they?re all messed up...?

GREATEST MOMENTS:
The opening scenes, with Barbara and Johnny?s sibling bickering that culminates in the first zombie attack. The fact that, although they are under siege and trapped in a farmhouse, no-one really believes what?s happening till they see it reported on television. The zombie child attacking her pleading mother with a handy trowel. George A. Romero?s directors credit offset by the stars and stripes. The movies ending.

HUNKY:
Tom (Keith Wayne) probably the first example of a teenager clearly marked for death in a modern horror movie.

FUNKY:
The late, great Duane Jones as the hard talking hero, Ben. Film ?academics? like to point out the casting of a black lead as being cutting edge and an obvious statement on the civil rights movement, by viewing the film you can tell that Duane Jones was cast simply for being a bloody good actor.

SPUNKY:
Helen (Marilyn Eastman) the abused wife of bigoted, balding bad man Harry Cooper. Although spending most of the film just cutting her hubbie dirty looks, occasionally she will rise up and deliver a great put down. Plus she?s quite a hottie in a kind of older, supply teacher way.

FASHION VICTIMS:
Barbara?s backcombed hairstyle. Johnny is a kind of blond, proto-Austin Powers who, in the widely available ?colourised? version sports a truly frightening bright yellow and black polka dot tie. The nude female zombie.

BEST VIEWED:
Alone in the dark very late at night with a supply of strong black coffee, just to make you even more jittery.

SUMMARY:
Inspired partly by Richard Matheson?s thrice filmed novel ?I Am Legend? and often citied as the most influential horror movie ever made (sometimes even by people who?ve seen it), Romero?s low-fi shocker has stood the test of time. The fact that the movie was shot on grainy 35 mm black and white stock works to the it?s advantage, adding an air of realism to the effects and an overall sense of foreboding to the proceedings. As a horror film, it?s still as powerful and scary as it was when originally released and as a piece of guerrilla film making it shows how to deliver exactly what?s expected on an ultra-low budget. Redefining and reinvigorating the living dead genre, what started as a project to simply make money spawned two sequels, which in turn gave birth to a whole Italian mini-industry, remember, without this movie there would be no ?Evil Dead? or ?Resident Evil? games. A pedestrian remake in colour by FX maestro Tom Savini in 1990 and an ill advised ?special edition? overseen by co-writer and original one trick pony John Russo have done little to diminish the raw power and energy of Romero?s classic.