Explain a film plot badly

[ThunderInMyHeart]

Just read about this as I think it's "trending". I reckon we could come up with a pretty good list...

e.g. 'young girl leaves home to live with 7 strange men' (Snow White)

Your turn.

Two boxers fight each other (any Rambo film)
Or... Rocky?

Man wears hair band and goes on killing spree would be Rambo.

A bunch of people with confusing and lengthy back stories team up to fight a god with his own confusing and lengthy back story, and some random aliens, over a magic cube.

Avengers

Two boxers fight each other (any Rambo film)
Or... Rocky

that's the one!

*Ship sinks

what film is that, Flora?

It's Perfect Storm, of course.* 

I can see you are getting an icy reaction there?

Are you sure it's not Poseidon

It's a killing spree with lots a blood and gore. The more the better from humans to vampires. ( any Quentin Tarantino movie, take your pick)

Kidnapping as a profession, however, love trumps all ( the pointless movie "the bounty hunter)

A Canadian illegal immigrant living in America goes back to Canada to marry his colleague for a green card and pretends it's out of love. (The proposal)

Shirking,
Most Stallone films look alikey anyway...

Black man drives old white lady.

Brad Pitt gets a surprise delivery in the middle of nowhere. (7)

Is this independent meme convergence or the source of the OP's inspiration. (From a Facebook post)

Nom^3: I think the point of the game is to be perfectly accurate yet still entirely wrong.

Heavy Smoker does his ex a big favour (Casablanca)
Boat captain decides to trash the boat (African Queen)
Bunch of skinny guys achieve victory (Bridge over River Kwai)
Drippy guy pines after drippy girl (Annie Hall)
Carrots & VW bugs never die (Sleeper)

Teenage boy gets bitten by bug, his body starts going through weird changes and starts secreting a weird sticky white substance.
Spiderman.

Five second appearance by Stan lee, a fight breaks out, superhero fights a villain and wins. The villain reappears in the next sequel or prequel. A town or city is partly destroyed or it will be destroyed. Most likely New York. (Any avengers movie including Spider-Man, avengers assemble, iron man etc)

Guy starts recovering strange memories, goes to Mars, divorces his wife.
(Total recall)

A man dying of cancer tortures people (Saw films)

Two pathetic teenagers have sex (Kevin and Perry Go Large)

Predatory guy who is nearly 100 stalks machonist teenage girl until she thinks she's in love with him (Twilight)

Three men have total mare in space when bit breaks on spacecraft. (Apollo 13)

Neglected preteen goes hunting for stone (HPaPS)

Boy enters chamber with giant snake (HPaCS)

Boy goes back in time to save godfather and flying horse (HPaPA)

Boy takes part in tournament he wasn't allowed to be in - wins and sees his dead parents (HPaGoF)

Boy goes on suicide mission with friends and receives prophecy (HPaOOtP)

Boy finds book by mysterious Prince and old man falls from tower (HPaHP)

Boy and friends search for soul containing artifices - boy dies and comes back to life (HPaDH)

Three men try to take care of a baby

Snakes get loose on a plane.

Girl with good career inexplicably has a child with smelly bloke (Knocked Up)

Cop is really a gangster, gangster is really a cop, Ray Winstone is the English bloke and the Don is an FBI informant (The Departed)

Bloke hallucinates. Or possibly doesn't. He's good at maths. (Pi)

Poignant internal struggle of cross-breed human alien, who joins crew of fast space ship going across the universe, between his human and alien heritage.
(Star trek)

An archaeologist walks about with a whip, watching what happens to an old trunk. With no effect at all in the outcome. There are snakes.
(Indiana Jones, courtesy, in part, of Amy Farrah-Fowler)

Teenage basketball player turns into a werewolf and gets the girl.
(Teenwolf)

Sorry up thread I meant any marvel movie.

Trash-bot falls for an egg and finds a plant. They take up gardening with a bunch of fat people.
(Wall-e)

Iceberg lookouts had one job to do. One job!

Keira Knightley in a crop top.

Bend it like Beckham.

Race car gets lost, learns to drive off road with a ketchup sauce maker and wins race.
(Cars)

Pilot kills best friend, has hot sex with instructor, gets homo-erotic with rival, and spills a lot of coffee in the control tower.
(Top Gun)

Four penguins are followed by some zoo animals all the way to an island off the coast of Africa.
(Madagascar)

A man cuts off his hair, talks to himself on the mirror, tries to kill some politician and protects a prostitute. He happens to drive a taxi.