Explain a film plot badly

[ThunderInMyHeart]

Just read about this as I think it's "trending". I reckon we could come up with a pretty good list...

e.g. 'young girl leaves home to live with 7 strange men' (Snow White)

Your turn.

Family hire new nanny - Mary Poppins

Amnesiac goes on the rampage. The Bourne Identity.

Teenage girl changes herself to attract local idiot. With song and dance routines.
(Grease)

Various people fall in love - Love Actually

It's that one that thingy from neighbours was in. I can't remember it, neither can he.

Memento

A grown man stalks a young girl to womanhood then marries her ( the time travellers wife )

A woman sees a ghost (ghost)

A man falls in love with a dying victorian stripper ( moulin rouge )

A little boys best friend is a grown up dead man. (sixth sense )

Spin the spinning top (inception )

A pirate on a ship. (all of pirates of the Caribbean)

No social services for a home alone child. (home a lone )

Super hero without power. ( batman or iron man )

A man with a hammer. ( Thor )

Dysfunctional family dynamic with power struggle ( Thor)

Shhhh ( fight club )

A little girl with three male companions ( the wizard of oz )

Young lovers commit suicide ( Romeo and Juliet)

Man with mother issues makes woman wish she'd locked the bathroom door.

Psycho.

Middle aged man grooms 17 year old to avoid thinking about 30 year old [Manhattan]

Farmer finds farming so boring that he starts to hallucinate [Field of Dreams]

Transport company focus on decorations so much that basic safety is ignored [Titanic]

Sydney never gets killed.

All the Scream films.

How to bag a boy in a horrendous dress (Pretty in Pink)
Hallucinating nephew kills his uncle (Hamlet)

A case of mistaken identity leads to a perfectly good rug getting ruined and a whole lot of trouble. White Russians and druggy interludes feature heavily. (Big Lebowski)

Unconventional girl needs complete makeover to attract boy.

The Breakfast Club, She's all that etc

Should have gone to Magaluf.

The Beach.

Brilliant Jess!
(And when are you going to take Rob to task?)

When I've finished furnishing the torture chamber mutton

Should have checked trip advisor.

Hostel.

Jamaicans don't quite win a speed race.

(Cool Runnings)

Television presenter has deja-vu (Groundhog Day)

Scientist thinks a volcano is about to expode and leaves the area at high speed stays to watch (Dante's Peak)

Michael Fish says there's nothing to worry about.

Twister

He's not the Mesdiah, he's a Very Naughty Boy.

Life of Brian

Some teenagers stay up late because it's the start of the summer holidays. (Dazed and confused)

North Americanpuppets think they're all that.

Team America: World Police.

Drugs are bad.

Requiem for a Dream.

Middle class people are annoying (Love Actually)

I suppose you'll have to do, then (When Harry Met Sally)

War (Saving Private Ryan)

Man grows potatoes in shit in space (The Martian)

The Deadliest Catch. On steroids.

The Perfect Storm.