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The most miserable films you've ever seen?

366 replies

HellKitty · 15/01/2015 18:39

Where it finishes and you're more depressed than you were to start with.

Mine:
Stalingrado (Stalingrad) About Nazi's during (yup!) the battle of Stalingrad. In Russian. It is over 2 hours of depression.

All is lost.
Robert Redford at sea. Oh dear. For his face and the film.

The Grey.
Liam Neeson mumbles his way though misery.

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fuckweasel · 15/01/2015 21:41

Was just about to say 'Breaking the Waves'. Bleak.

WanderingTrolley1 · 15/01/2015 21:42

The boy in the striped pajamas.

BOFster · 15/01/2015 21:42

GreyGardens, I think even Richard Curtis depresses me: I saw the truly dreadful The Boat That Rocked and despaired for humanity...

TheRealMaryMillington · 15/01/2015 21:43

Dogville, features relentless misery throughout, also Dancer in the Dark, horrific

betard · 15/01/2015 21:44

Another shout for Jude the obscure. Utterly devastating. Good though.

miaowmix · 15/01/2015 21:45

Actually Bofster you're probably right, that one looked so unbelievably dull I couldn't even bring myself to watch.
Really strange Greek film called Dogtooth. Oh my. Bleak doesn't even come close.

Panzee · 15/01/2015 21:45

La Haine. It starts off depressing and keeps on going down. It never recovers.

JRShotMe · 15/01/2015 21:48

Open Water - 90-odd minutes of the sound of lapping water and utter despair, topped off with a hopelessly depressing ending.

Also another vote for Requiem for a Dream, Lilja 4Ever and 21Grams; all about as much fun as watching a baby panda choke to death on a bamboo stick.

mummybare · 15/01/2015 21:48

Million Dollar Baby was pretty depressing as I recall. Every time you thought things were about to get better, they just got worse and worse. I was a sobbing dribbling mess by the end.

Plus that one about the back street abortionist set in the 50s - I forget the name. Think the title was her name... Anyway, it was about as fun as you'd expect a film about illegal abortions to be.

ipswichwitch · 15/01/2015 21:49

Yy to Eden Lake. Typical British horror film, in that the ending is fucking miserable!

meandjulio · 15/01/2015 21:50

I'm another who avoids depressing films - I work a lot of the time with people at the end of life, I'd rather a nice thriller or a comedy in the evening.

So it's doubly annoying when I'm caught out by films which are allegedly feel-good or warm. Though I should know better having watched stuff like Dead Poet's Society (uplifting my arse) in the past.

Another Year by Mike Leigh is one to avoid in this field.

elQuintoConyo · 15/01/2015 21:51

Oh, jeez, yes: Breaking the Waves. Still haunts me years on. Fantastic, but so utterly sad.

Sixth Sense, poor little boy.

Schindler's List knocked me for six.

I have successfully avoided Bambi for the last 39 years Grin but have had the misfortune, as many others, to have seen Watership Down. I can't hear the opening bars of Bright Eyes without turning into a complete gibbering wreck. Fucking cartoon bunnies!

Andante57 · 15/01/2015 21:52

Bofster - I agree about Slumdog Millionaire. I stuck it for 30 mins then left.

Violettatrump · 15/01/2015 21:52

Black swan. Awful!

elQuintoConyo · 15/01/2015 21:53

mummybare Vera Drake? Yeah, not much fun that one.

Perfume was depressing. Even Alan Rickman couldn't save it, and that's saying something!

miaowmix · 15/01/2015 21:53

I literally cannot bring myself to watch Schindler's List, or Life is Beautiful.
I had Schindler's List out on video from Blockbusters (showing age) a while back, I think I racked up like £40 in fines before I finally took it back unwatched!

lollygagger · 15/01/2015 21:57

yy to requiem for a dream and I'll add There will Be Blood.

forago · 15/01/2015 22:00

what's that one where a meteor is getting closer and closer to earth and they are all sitting around waiting to die?

and I agree about black swan as well - dire

Norfolknway · 15/01/2015 22:02

that film about the female boxer. that's a grim film..
Hillary swank I think...

Parsley1234 · 15/01/2015 22:04

I completely forgot about life is beautiful oh my god I watched it when pregnant had to turn it off my sons father recommended it what was he thinking lol

Muddiboots · 15/01/2015 22:05

Plague dogs, traumatised my children with that one!

Lovecat · 15/01/2015 22:08

Life is Sweet. I was persuaded to see this under the argument that it was a comedy. Nearly slit my wrists by the end of it - bloody unrelenting awful people and their shitty lives.

I caught the end of a film on C4 a while ago, I have no idea what it was called but it was just horrible, some teenage girls involved in a diamond theft by mistake and everything awful that could happen to them, you name it, it happened to them. Brutally realistic and upsetting.

Just googled, as it had Noel Clarke in it. It was called 4.3.2.1. and he wrote it too. Blee.

SanityClause · 15/01/2015 22:08

The Field with Richard Harris, John Hurt and Sean Bean.

DH once suggested we watch it. He said it was really good. (It was, but sooooo depressing.)

Now, if I ever choose a film that is less than jolly, and he complains, I say, "Two words - The Field."

Archfarchnad · 15/01/2015 22:09

Some of you are real lightweights. Breaking the Waves and Sophies Choice were light comedy by comparison with Stalingrad.

BOFster · 15/01/2015 22:10

Archfarchnad, I personally CHALLENGE you to watch Detachment. Go on, I dare you.

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