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Westminstenders: All bets are off

974 replies

RedToothBrush · 18/03/2020 21:38

We are seeking an extension. Apparently. No prizes for guessing why.

There is no news but COVID news. And that's all there will be for a long time.

Enjoy your stockpile and your sunny uplands it brought.

Keep safe.

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MashedPotatoBrainz · 26/03/2020 15:10

It's just come up on my Facebook feed that the UK has rejected the EU's offer to participate in their ventilator procurement scheme. Because of fucking brexit. They would literally rather die than work with the EU. Absolute fucking bastards.

MashedPotatoBrainz · 26/03/2020 15:12

Source

twitter.com/PolhomeEditor/status/1243141852473315329

Grinchlywords · 26/03/2020 15:16

Constanz ! Shock

prettybird · 26/03/2020 16:02

If you get the chsnce, what Andrew Cuomo's presentation on the impact of the COVID-19 crisis (governor of New York State) - currently on live on SKY news. It's brilliant.

KonTikki · 26/03/2020 16:09

Mr Weathrrspoons really is an arse

prettybird · 26/03/2020 16:13

Sorry for the typos in my post Blush: hope it was obvious that I was saying to watch Cuomo's presentation.

QuestionMarkNow · 26/03/2020 16:16

A great opinion piece on BJ. Really worth a read.

www.nytimes.com/2020/03/26/opinion/coronavirus-uk-boris-johnson.html?fbclid=IwAR10N52msw3rEqpL8dgtLyowCYOd5Ru3UYXOPh-jWmSuLvhBfdWZCOViVgQ

Boris Johnson has spent decades preparing for his lead role, honing his adopted character, perfecting his mannerisms, gauging the reactions to his performance and adjusting it for maximum effect. Now he has the national stage and the rapt audience he always craved.
The problem is that he has been preparing for the wrong part. The man came to power playing Falstaff, a double-dealing, comically entertaining, shameless rogue; now he is suddenly onstage as Henry V, the wartime king whose solemn judgment, intense focus, charisma and conviction must lead his nation in a time of crisis. Mr. Johnson does not know how to play that part, and it shows. This is not a rehearsal. His careless, inexcusable reluctance to track and halt the virus earlier will have cost lives.

borntobequiet · 26/03/2020 17:21

I’m even boycotting their loos now, TBF the local one had very nice well kept toilets and was genuinely convenient to nip in to on my way back from town to work.

borntobequiet · 26/03/2020 17:21

Spoons that is

BigChocFrenzy · 26/03/2020 17:23

Shows NHS level of faith that govt is capable of helping:

Robert Pestonn@Peston*

NHS are taking into their own hands the pressing issue of the shortage of PPE protective gear - because they feel they have been waiting too long for the government to sort.

Sort of amazing #Covid19

< "sort of" disgraceful they were desperate enough to do this >

https://www.medsupplydrive.org.uk

BigChocFrenzy · 26/03/2020 17:23

born I'd have no problem giving Spoons my convenience crap - just not my paid custom

DGRossetti · 26/03/2020 17:27

I’m even boycotting their loos now, TBF the local one had very nice well kept toilets and was genuinely convenient to nip in to on my way back from town to work.

Personally, I'd go the other way and try to only use their bogs out an about. Without (ironically) spending a penny in there.

I can recall when they started in the 80s ... "The Sarsen Stone", "The Moon Under Water" and "J.J. Moons" all opened in Harrow in quick succession. "J.J. Moons" of Shaftesbury Circle had a pet barn owl for a bit. Until some scum stole it. But decent boozers.

But that was then. Before it was clear than success carries the risk of becoming a bellend. Maybe when covid is cracked, medical science can probe the mystery of why some people do manage to succumb to terminal knobness when they make it big, while others remain the nice person they were before. Because I refuse to believe that you need to be a weapons-grade cunt to make it big in business.

DGRossetti · 26/03/2020 17:30

NHS are taking into their own hands the pressing issue of the shortage of PPE protective gear - because they feel they have been waiting too long for the government to sort.

Well the scenes in "Dads Army" where they used brooms for guns wasn't invention. It really happened ...

(Cue Fawlty Towers last line: How did they ever win the war ? ...)

Tanith · 26/03/2020 18:00

MIL is in her 80s and self-isolating miles away. We have, of course, kept in touch and she’s ringing us with what we’ve termed The Daily Angst: a bulletin of the news she’s misread and worrying about.

One of todays is that she’s afraid Mr. Dyson’s ventilators will suck instead of blow... Smile

BigChocFrenzy · 26/03/2020 18:12

She may be right about that !

BigChocFrenzy · 26/03/2020 18:30

UK figures- changeover

Kate McCannn@KateEMcCann*

For those asking/concerned about PHE figures on covid-19 deaths and why the number yesterday was low/why the way it is reported has changed,
here is some more information:

NHS has been providing figures to PHE on covid deaths by 9am every day and PHE then publishing stats at 2pm.
That was the intention.
But as deaths rise it has become difficult to collate and verify the numbers in time.

That has led to figures being published after the 2pm deadline.
To get on top of this, PHE and NHS have decided to change the time these numbers are reported to allow more time to check they're all correct.

As a result, yesterday's death stats looked much lower than expected
but unfortunately that was a crossover day when the times were being altered.

So today the stats are likely to look far higher.

To give a more accurate picture (although I appreciate this is not ideal, stats experts)
the suggestion is we add up the figures from yesterday and today and then divide by two to better understand what is happening.
🤔

DGRossetti · 26/03/2020 18:33

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Westminstenders: All bets are off
BigChocFrenzy · 26/03/2020 18:34

WTF, the UK could have already had 5,000 ventilators and millions of PPE
No need to make them, a UK company had already sourced them from its partners

Offers from other UK specialist firms were also ignored
The govt wanted Dyson, maybe just to have a big Tory Brexit name riding to the rescue ? Or not.

www.theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/26/no-10-boris-johnson-accused-of-putting-brexit-over-breathing-in-covid-19-ventilator-row

The head of Direct Access, Steven Mifsud, told the Nantwich News

he had sourced 5,000 ventilators and millions of face masks and personal protective equipment through its United Arab Emirates partners.

He registered the supply on the “ventilator challenge” page of the Department for Business, Energy and Industrial Strategy website,

but after five days he had heard nothing and the supplies went elsewhere.
🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

Grinchlywords · 26/03/2020 18:41

We're doing the big cheer at 8pm round here for the NHS. Anyone else?

ICouldHaveBeenAContender · 26/03/2020 18:42

Bbc now reporting govt is 'considering' joining EU ventilators procurement scheme...

Jason118 · 26/03/2020 18:44

So maybe the Dyson ones do suck instead of blow?

BigChocFrenzy · 26/03/2020 18:49

Kosovans look on aghast as government falls while coronavirus bites

Egged on by Trump

  • for the chance to boost his reelection chances even a tiny bit No surprise, he is sacrificing Americans for his reelection, so why not foreigners too

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/26/kosovo-government-falls-in-vote-of-no-confidence

A domestic power struggle, disputes over how best to tackle coronavirus and a split between US and European foreign policy have all combined to bring down the government in Kosovo,
plunging the country into constitutional chaos just when it should be devising a local response to the pandemic.
🤦🏻‍♀️
The government of the prime minister, Albin Kurti, lost a no-confidence vote brought by one of its own coalition partners late on Wednesday evening, by 82 votes to 32, with one abstention.
It came after a tempestuous 12-hour debate in parliament.

In Kosovo, there was disbelief at the timing of the move.
In recent days, residents have taken to banging pots and pans on their balconies to express their disgust at the timing of the political upheaval.
< fuck me, the politicians are lucky not to be hanging from lampposts Angry - lucky for them ^their poor bloody people are in lockdown >
.....^
The White House has been pushing for a deal between Belgrade and Pristina to be inked this year,
in what would be seen as a triumph of diplomacy for Trump.
While Thaçi has been amenable to US moves, Kurti was more sceptical, worried that a deal would involve making too many concessions to Serbia.
.....
These tensions came to the surface ahead of the no-confidence vote,
as European capitals reacted with horror to the vote of no confidence even as the US ambassador was egging it on. AngryAngryAngry

The French and German ambassadors sent a terse note to the LDK on Tuesday asking it “to reconsider the no-confidence vote and maintain trusted and stable government to face challenges”.

However, hours later, the US ambassador, Philip Kosnett, wrote on Twitter that he was “pleased” the vote would take place.
< bastard AngryAngryAngry >

“We’ve never had a transatlantic split or the west speaking in different voices,”
said Agon Maliqi, a political analyst.
< we've never had a psychopthic narcissist as POTUS before >

BigChocFrenzy · 26/03/2020 18:54

Great idea, Grinchly
👏🏼 for the NHS and health workers everywhere on the frontline

Many European cities have been cheering their health workers and projecting light displays
I was hoping the NHS would also get a cheer

Unfortunately my village is too rural to raise even a loud murmur,
so we can only help by staying home, observing social isolation - and hopefully making less work for them

Mockerswithnoknockers · 26/03/2020 19:07

The Brexit Bulldog Ate My Email:

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-52052694

BigChocFrenzy · 26/03/2020 19:11

Uk deaths up by 115 today

So if we add yesterday's 43 and divide by 2 as advised 🤔 because of the changeover
that averages at 79 for the 2 days