Nigel Farage is planning a £100,000 party in Parliament Square on the 31st January

[themueslicamel]

www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2020/01/04/nigel-farage-plans-100000-party-parliament-square-10000-brexiteers/amp/

But don't worry, once the economic consequences of Brexit are felt there will be a huge swing of support to rejoin. I predict in 10-15 years we will be back in

I would say that other members will have left the EU before then. Italy is my tip for the next country to leave the EU.

God this would be the worse party ever. Even worse than the disco I had to endure when I was 17 and into raving and the "disco" actually was an excuse for the evangelical church to preach shit at us after "come on Eileen" had finished.

I would have thought playing Come on Eileen at a rave would be a worse transgression

Farage will be mourning the loss of thehefty EU salary that he trousers even though he hardly ever puts in an appearance at the EU parliament but then again he'll still be trousering a hefty EU pension for doing SFA

I'm sure we'll all have lots of fun with Nige's new TV airtime money spinner about how the EU is trying to shaft us in negotiations . And then we'll have another fun cliff edge on 31 December as Johnson pretends that he isn't caving in. It'll be a year of partying.

Instead of a party in London Nige should be more renegade, do a KLF, maybe hire an ice-cream van and drive all over the country belting out his greatest hit - 'You're Not Laughing Now!' while setting fire to Euro notes and flinging them out the window

He's justified and he's ancient and he drives an ice cream van

Portia
But will he get Dolly Parton to sing
Mu Mu

All bound for mu mu land..

(mu = messed up)

I have to admit that the KLF versus the Brexit Party would be worth the popcorn

Different ice cream

He's justified and he's ancient
But there's still no master plan

Portia

This is how much FUN it's going to be at the ice cream party! Yay!

Brexit is a feeling..

Maybe Nige could collect his EU pension in a lump sum and burn it, KLF style.

(He says he's not taking it, but this could entail leaving it in his offshore Isle of Man shell company where his EU salary is paid.)

And he's a liar so there's that as well

Have you seen the 17 million song.
It is climbing the charts.