Brexit Arms Festive Special. Will the Grinch steal christmas? Could it be ‘Christmas with the Kranks?’ Or will we end up with a ‘Blue’ Christmas after all?...🤷🏻‍♀️🎄

[EpicShitDippedBatBiscuit]

First off, comrade Hilda has been busy in the propaganda dept! Praise be to Hilda! The dear leader will appreciate and reward your efforts with a cushy job in the newly opened Ministry of Bullshit. ✊🥀

Specials board.

⭐️ Snacks.

•Salty Bar nuts
(we always have too many)

•Marrow crisps,
I know you all hate them, but we had a glut and needed to do something with them. 🤷🏻‍♀️😬

⭐️ Mains.

A festive choice of...

•’Properly Stuffed’ “Christmas voting” Turkey.

•Festive Glazed Gammons.

•Goose that laid the Gilded socialist egg.

•’Whigs’ in blankets.

•Sauce for the Goose and Sauce for the Gander

•Brussels’ sprouts.
Divisive, yet still popular in some quarters...

•Neeps and tatties.
Grown in Corbyn’s Communist plot and kindly gifted back to us by the SNP.

⭐️Festive Drinks.

•Rebecca’s long Baileys.
Seems nice enough, but can be vicious if you have too much.

•Corbyn’s Victory Gin.
State sanctioned by big brother.

•Bag in, artisan Earl Grey Cocktail.
A Boris election special.

•Red flag Rum.
for the singing socialists among us.

•Egg nog.
Gifted by Trump. Sticks in your throat a bit, but it’s polite to drink it and pretend to half enjoy it anyway.

•The #ClassicDmitri.
Shaken and stirred. A Russian Vodka based Cocktail, shrouded in mystery and intrigue. No one really knows how it came to exist, but all we know is, that it might have happened. Somewhere. And now it’s on the menu. Enjoy!

⭐️Desserts.

•Imported Panettone.
Get it fast, I’m reliably informed we will never ever have it again post Brexit.

•Traditional Christmas pudding.
have a good look for that old fashioned sixpence inside, we might need it when all the money runs out.

•Damson jam steamed pudding.
I’m told by the suppliers, that It’s like the infamous Mumsnet chicken, we can get eleventy billion servings from it and still have more for the freezer.

As always, welcome to all who pass through this place, but, as ever please observe the sign above the bar. If you can’t read it. It says...

DON’T BE A TWAT.

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Thank god this audience are quiet!

Boris looks as if he's lost weight - maybe cutting out the booze is already having a positive effect! Lots of makeup to cover the bags under his eyes, takes years off him!

Oooooooh they're clapping.... when Boris points out Jezza's IRA sympathising past.

first few questions and answers are vanilla

BJ def looks better than he did in the previous one - still got loads of energy as well

Jezza just looks flat & knackered

“Oooooooh they're clapping.... when Boris points out Jezza's IRA sympathising past.”

Yaaaas Boris! Damn Right, call that slimy fucker out.

Gosh, he said Talent! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

Terrifying.

Boris is coming across ok I think - optimism & talking of future

Jezza is just preachy & moany about nasty Tories

Clear as crystal that a 4-day week is pie-in-the-sky. JC rather evasive on that point.

Bermuda Triangle! Bingo!

Nick Robinson is a good host I think

Letting them speak but doing a better job than most of controlling BJ

“Boris is coming across ok I think - optimism & talking of future”

Agreed!

And Boris goes in for the kill. Strong economy is the foundation for everything.

This is a much better format! That itv debate was piss poor in comparison!

Boris is better than previous, but still probably a draw. So that is a WIN

Agreed 🍷

FULLY COSTED MANIFESTO!

(Take a drink!)

Nick Robinson is v good. Controls them and picks them up on what they've said.

Hahahahahahaha Jezza I can tell when you're lying, you're lips are moving

I'm just praying that BJ gets through this without dropping a bollock 😩

I think Boris wins on the NHS

Future future future
That's what cuts through

Corbyn back on NASTY TORIES again 🙄

Shot yourself in the foot there JC, you're the one promising uncertainty.

I’m slighty behind. The bearded bullshitter and his fully costed manifesto!! . Here he is probs adding yet more giveaways to it before he appeared tonight.

Well, JM answered my question re: IRA plaque, @EpicShitDippedBatBiscuit

Well, he didn't really answer it at all but he 'responded', I suppose.

Gutless lying snake he is.

Curious as to how Corbz is going to do a trade deal with EU prior to leaving EU, seeing as how the sequencing was explicitly that we leave before discussing trade deals 🤷🏻‍♀️

“Well, JM answered my question re: IRA plaque, @EpicShitDippedBatBiscuit”

Did he? 😱 I missed that? Can you C&P his response here?

He basically said he didn't have one I think Epic

I am feeling happier with Boris' responses the more he speaks