It's clear to me that Boris Johnson reads Mumsnet

[1FineDane]

Now, if some of you have been about these parts for about 2 Christmases - you will know that the biggest insult to be thrown over the remnants of a Sunday dinner is that YOU'RE THE CARCASS.

Boris has clearly taken this on board and called Jeremy Corybyn CARACAS!.

That's all I have to say on this matter. My brain can't think much further than who's Caracas, who's the Carcass and where's me bloody dinner.

And what do the people of Cuba think................

It's "carcase" but anyway........

Is hang, drawing and quartering still out there in some obscure rarely used piece of law?

What in the Lord's Almighty name is the PM of the United Kingdom? It's like the chief lunatic finally got hold of the medicine cabinet in the asylum. FFS. For all that is normal and sane, is this fucking Britain now? This madman?

He can read? He’s brighter than I thought he was.

I genuinely think the man is on coke half the time. (Genuine thought, not based on any inside knowledge).

I actually mean this sincerely, but he seems to be on drugs.

The correct word is carcass not Caracas or carcase

He's not even the carcass. He's the stock made out of the carcass.

Boris is like the seventh day mythological phenomenon of MN known as as the stock made from the bones of the neverending chicken. He's not the carcass (that's Jeremy) - he's the stock.

When someone calls me the carcass in future, I'm going to call them the stock.

OP, you are wonderful. You are filet mignon or rare truffle or something else suitable for vegans and non beef eaters. Boris Johnson is some kind of vile tasteless rubbery wobbly blancmange.

Jeremy Corbyn is a hearty vegetable soup. All the right ingredients in theory, maybe even too many, but not substantial enough for a full meal, and the onion and garlic give a lot of people heartburn or indigestion. Theresa May is a souffle - looked quite promising but then collapsed.

Did someone just write "carcase"? Wtf

And what do the people of Cuba think................

Probably not a lot as Caracas is in Venezuela.

Isnt it a venezuela reference? As in Caracas/crackers? As in 'you socialists should all fuck off to venezuela?'

I doubt boris spends much time on mumsnet, given that hes got a nrw rescue dog to look after (selfish idiot).

Maybe Carrie's here, and feeding him the skinny...

My bad. Caracas is indeed in Venezuela. An ex went there about 20 years ago and I got mixed up. Not quite as mixed up as the vegetable (soup) that is Boris mind.......

BoZo should be careful talking about Venezuela. Venezuela was a rich and prosperous country for much of the 20th Century, but due to idiot politicians (compounded by the collapse of the oil price), is the economic basket case we know today.

Anyone see any parallels?

This thread is wonderful! Best laugh I've had all day.

If HE reads us, I’ve been thinking for a while about telling him what I think of him, but I don’t want my kids to see that mummy doesn’t respect authority (I usually do) so I came up with a message that he should be able to understand, with all of his Etonian education, but my kids don’t:
Boris, stercus es

(There’s also a stronger version in “Te futueo et caballum tuum” but he rides a bycicle, not a horse)

He doesn't look like someone who cycles regularly funnily enough. He looks like someone who would leave nothing but the carcass if served a full roast chicken.

not just stock - laughing stock.

Unfortunately I saw him a few times cycling around my tube station (when he was still living in angel with wife), and I was a very good citizen so controlled myself and didn’t accidentally push him off (in proximity of one of his beloved buses...)

@cherin I think it's ok to have bad thoughts once you don't act on them

Yes. No harm ever intended or done. He remains a stercum in my mind, and will probably always be
(Otherwise known as a piece of sh-t, but in Latin it’s much posher)

@cherin I'd never advocate violence but I honestly wish you had ...