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[Monkeytrousers]

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You see, it would never have happened in our house, because I would never have left the house with as vague an instruction from DW as "get some chocolate biscuits". She would have given me a shortlist in order of preference. Because I would have asked.

Unquiet... lol. That's our house.

I tend to wait until DH is actually in the shop entrance, then phone him and guide him round, item by item.
He loses lists.
It's a constant challenge.

Wow, those colours on the Dadsnet site are so 80s bachelor-pad - yuck.

you lot could go to dadsnet anymore than we could waste spend our days on Netmums. you are trapped and dont forget it.

Hmm - just clicked on the link and there was 1 member online at that moment. So you might be quite lonely over there...

Dadada - don't get dragged in penguins are just penguins

Slayerette - we know its a conspiracy, we know that you are watching our every move, we certainly aren't naive enough to think the women aren't listening (put me down for one copy)

It's Habitat furniture colour scheme!

You are secretly loving those colours, aren't UD? They have successfully appealed to you....

er "aren't you"

It's good for stats, especially embarassing ones. Most users ever online ....19. Like the olden days here....

Chrome and black ash!

I saw that biscuit thread, I thought it was very funny. If buying penguins is unreasonable I'll get my coat right now!

It's too weird that colour scheme; it's like it's the midnight hour and tha dads are trying to seduce each other. Was too depressed by the colours to look and see what teh dads were chatting about. Mobile phones I'm guessing.

I say chatting, but hollering across the void possibly more accurate.

"it's like it's the midnight hour and tha dads are trying to seduce each other"

What. The. Fuck.

I've looked at that website. It's got a 'late-nineties MP3 player' colour scheme. There's not a hint of dodgy 'taches or wah wah pedals anywhere...

I'm far too pussy-whipped to look at that site. they'll know you know.

How?

Is this the 'female inuitive super secret psychic powers' thing again?

Female inuit kevlar? Isn't that an indigenous native of the arctic?

ie, sort of like a penguin?

don't know Kev. They just do. When you go on any site that is NOT female-concerned, they just sit there on the sofa, flicking through a magazine, and without looking up they say something like "Darling. Been for a wonder have you?"...or some such.

they just know.

or a wander even....drained of confidence, in my own typing and spelling, see? It's awful.

Pedant attack coming on ...

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Penguins are only found in the southern hemisphere i.e. antarctic

sigh

Well, if penguins are only found in the Antarctic, I take my hat off to that bloke who popped to the shops and brought his wife back some penguins. And she had the cheek to complain! He went bloody miles for those penguins!