How do you tell your partner that you don't like their sexual experiments?

[dontgothere]

Hi. My girlfriend has told me about this site, I'm not sure if she uses it much, i don't think so. But my problem is that she thinks I am into something that I'm not.

when we met I suggested we experiment a lot. She said she'd like to put things into my bottom. It was ok at first but now I'm fed up of it however she is under the impression that I love it. last night she put a stick of celery there, and i know that sounds funny, but a bit of it snapped off and for hours afterwards it really hurt. She did manage to get it out in the end but that was the last straw. I think she gets more out of it than I do. How do I tell her that I'm just not interested. I don't think there is a future for us anymore anyway.

The thing is, you submitted yourself to this humiliation willingly. Its OK, some people get quite turned on by sodomy, you don't have to be embarrased. You don't think she videod it do you? Imagine that in your bosses inbox. It could have been worse, it could have been corn on the cob.

Thankyou, your thread made me smile

It could have been worse. It could have been chilli peppers. I once heard of a girl who did this to her partner and then, without washing her hands, went for a wee wee and got a nasty surprise when she wiped herself....

ooh yes, the chilli on yer bits moment, there is that horrible time if realisation that you forgot to wash your hands after cooking.........things start to warm a little. feels quite nice, then WHAM, you need to sit in a cold bath

ok, let's pretend for a moment that this is real. YOU will come off worse. Much worse. I mean come on.. "I bent over and let my girlfriend shove stuff up my arse. For the duration of our relationship I shagged her with various veggies protruding from my botty, so now let's humiliate her by making this info public."

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Hecate, calm down luv, you're becoming hysterical

Did you hear about the part time gynaecologist who only did it to keep his hand in?

I thought celery was an aphrodisiac but only when used as splints.

I would hide the Aubergines if i were you.

Geez, I hope this wasn't a serious post.

very very funny, just discovered it

there are some seriously funny people on MN (and that is funny-peculiar and funny-haha)

Celery, bananas, cucumbers, bags of frozen peas...jeez I'd hate to see you two doing your shopping!

Bet every aisle is a turn on

Mrs Rollmop's bum is a real peach,

Stick a piece of peeled ginger up her arse and she'll get the message, on second thoughts, she may like it