Thread derail alert - what are you crocheting Mr Slant? I'm a knitter, who dabbles in crochet. Tbh, I am not even much of a knitter any more. Since DS was born 18 months ago I have barely picked up my needles. 
I will try and get a Tour of Britain team in. I've just driven a long way, which involved a ferry, and I'm a bit tired. DH owes me a lie in tomorrow, I will try and get it done then.