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If you could commission your own portrait from any artist living or dead

88 replies

zippitippitoes · 11/11/2005 17:29

who would you choose and why..any media you like sculpture, conceptual, photographic, video, painting

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Marina · 11/11/2005 23:15

Tissot - those frocks
Zippitippitoes - you are surely not implying that enthusiasm for the pre-Raphaelite Brotherhood wanes as you grow up - rather like fondness for Anais Anais
If I was a sculpture I'd fancy being done by Henry Moore or maybe Eric Gill.

Blu · 12/11/2005 00:40

Jane Bown or Sukhi Dhanda, good prtrait photograhers matbe not yet counted as artsists?- I'd love to know if it was possible to take a good photo of me!

Otherwise Carevaggio.

harpsichordcarrier · 12/11/2005 00:43

"otherwise Caravaggio"
said Blu, rather nonchalantly

Blu · 12/11/2005 01:36

Blush Grin

geekgrrl · 12/11/2005 07:31

hockney
Marslady, those pictures look very exciting, what a great idea. How much will it cost? (only tell us if you don't mind, of course)

Hausfrau · 12/11/2005 11:10

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donnie · 12/11/2005 12:04

hausfrau! how can you say that!!!!

Nightynight · 12/11/2005 20:20

Vermeer, or Rembrandt - cant believe nobodys said him yet!

Marina · 12/11/2005 20:26

Not as poorly as those poor people in the El Grecos though
Actually, the way I feel at the mo I think Joseph Wright of Derby is possibly the best bet.
Rembrandt did his best work on people he loved. You'd have to be Saskia I think NN

piffle · 12/11/2005 20:34

Lowry as am going through a Lowry phase just now Last year was a Paul Klee phase.

Nightynight · 12/11/2005 20:36

thank you Marina!
Rembrandt was good at seeing what people were really like - but Vermeer would paint me as I would like to be seen by others, ie calm, and a domestic goddess!

UCM · 12/11/2005 21:16

Don't think I'd fit in Lowry, too fat but would like to be photographed by Patrick Marchmellier (sp)?

franke · 12/11/2005 21:20

Velazquez

franke · 12/11/2005 21:23

or Goya

Dior · 12/11/2005 21:25

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Cam · 13/11/2005 17:23

Joshua Reynolds, after seeing his recent exhibition at the Tate. I would want to look like an English aristo with a fab dress and jewels.

munz · 13/11/2005 17:25

either dali/william blake - love both artists. no other reason.

gingerbear · 13/11/2005 17:31

Reubens - I am the perfect shape hahahaha!

gingerbear · 13/11/2005 17:31

In my dreams I would be a Degas ballerina

philippat · 13/11/2005 17:37

I've seen a Renoir which looks astonishingly like me, would quite like to have that

Living artists, Gary Hume I think.

Nightynight · 13/11/2005 17:39

how gorgeous, to look like a Renoir! Id get a huge print of it and stick it on my wall, I must say!

jabberwocky · 13/11/2005 17:47

Some delightfully decadent Rubenesque type thing with me lying naked on silk sheets, perhaps eating grapes

Marina · 14/11/2005 10:40

Is this you Jabberwocky

Gizmo · 14/11/2005 11:37

Another vote for John Singer Sargent.

Ace frocks and an air of extreme dignity. Makes a nice change from real life

Nightynight · 14/11/2005 11:58

definitely NOT Fragonard. Saw a portrait by him in the Pinakothek at the weekend - he could make Virginia Woolf look like a Spice Girl

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