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Almost reached my limit -- Can I vent a little?

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LoveFall · 01/06/2021 22:58

I live in a highrise apartment building. Obviously there are elevators. It is what is called a strata building here. We own our own suites but share common property like the lobby, parking etc. Our balconies are also common property.

We have an "elected" strata council. I put elected in quotes because there is never an actual choice, we just have enough people usually who volunteer. Sadly, some of them think being on council is an incredibly important job. A bit like hall monitor or head girl. They are a necessary evil.

Ok, my point. Last week signs went up in the elevator titled "balcony etiquette." First of all, a good 50% or more of our building residents do not speak much English. Why use a pompous term, like etiquette which is not in common use?

It is a long list of rules about not letting any water fall off your balcony, not talking onthe phone, no smoking, please try to keep barbeque smoke down, no socializing etc. My favourite is don't throw plastic bags off the balcony.

The plastic bag one was a shock. I love throwing plastic bags off my balcony.Grin

There is already a long notice in the elevators and on bulletin boards about Covid 19 and the public health regs etc. it clearly states we must wear masks in all common areas. I love that it directs us to call police for violations. Sigh.

The almost or maybe actually the last straw is a new sign put up everywhere today. It has NOTICE in a two inch font, a picture of a masks and the words MASKS REQUIRED again in huge letters. No shit Sherlock.

Right next to the other notice about masks.

It is making my blood boil. I have never seen any of the mostly retired university professors or academics in our building without masks. The non English speakers are mostly Asian and wear masks all the time.

I can barely restrain myself from ripping it down. Enough already. WE KNOW.

If they are trying to change behaviour they are going about it wrong.

I can't believe something so trivial has annoyed me so much. Maybe venting can stop me committing the anti-social act of ripping down the sign and throwing it off my balcony in a plastic bag whilst overwatering my basil plant so the water runs off.Angry

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gamerchick · 01/06/2021 23:02

Can you not mess with the signs instead? Post its come in handy.

LoveFall · 01/06/2021 23:05

@gamerchick

Can you not mess with the signs instead? Post its come in handy.
Iam actively considering that option, I must confess
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BluebellsGreenbells · 01/06/2021 23:06

Make some posters

         Balcony Bag throwing BBQ 
           - Bring your own bags!! 
  Non mask wearing smokers welcome
LoveFall · 01/06/2021 23:07

That really made me laugh! Thank you BlubellsGreenbells.

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Wilkolampshade · 02/06/2021 07:00

Bluebells has it, the only way to deal with this stuff is humour. Bless you OP, sounds grim!

Lumene · 02/06/2021 09:26

Why don’t you volunteer and change it up?

OliveTree75 · 02/06/2021 09:28

@BluebellsGreenbells

Make some posters
         Balcony Bag throwing BBQ 
           - Bring your own bags!! 
  Non mask wearing smokers welcome</div></div>

Love thisGrin

RhubarbTea · 02/06/2021 14:10

@BluebellsGreenbells

Make some posters
         Balcony Bag throwing BBQ 
           - Bring your own bags!! 
  Non mask wearing smokers welcome</div></div>

Amazing Grin 100% do this!

LoveFall · 02/06/2021 17:05

Well, it is morning here on the west coast of Canada. I just took the dog out.

Clearly I am not the only one aggravated. The sign is still up, but someone has ripped it up quite effectively.

Yes, humour and enjoying a lovely day is the only way!

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LoveFall · 02/06/2021 17:07

And thank you lovely Mumsnetters. I feel much better.

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powershowerforanhour · 02/06/2021 17:12

Yeah this is just crying out to have the piss absolutely ripped out of it. Print off a pic of Hannibal Lecter in signature face gear with "Is this sufficient?" to put under the mask sign.

Bargebill19 · 02/06/2021 17:16

Googly eyes are a must to fill in allllll the vowels.

LoveFall · 02/06/2021 17:21

@Lumene

Why don’t you volunteer and change it up?
DH was president of the strata council for quite a few years. He is an amazing man with endless patience but it was quite draining.

As we know, behind every great man is a woman. I helped him counter some of the more looney things, like a big email windup of the council members to fine a new resident who dropped styrofoam chip things while moving in. They were gradually winding up to multiple fines. I guess some of them are perfect. Anyway, DH managed to kibosh that before the vote.

I am ashamed to say I could volunteer and have lots of experience that would be useful, but I am not sure my tolerance of bat shit behaviour would last.

It is interesting to think about Vancouver's green city strategies which include building huge developments with 23 story high rises. I shudder to think of the strata council issues. Everything from trash and recycling removal to elevator signs. All volunteer.

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LoveFall · 02/06/2021 17:24

@Bargebill19

Googly eyes are a must to fill in allllll the vowels.
Oh I have some really big googly eyes in my card making stash. So tempting. I might just attempt a stealth googly-eyeing attack to tonight. It was too hot here to sleep last night and ddog was restless and hot too. I could use the time for productived sabotage.
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froomeonthebroom · 02/06/2021 17:31

We stayed in a holiday cottage once where there was a sign for every. little. thing. "Do not leave the oven on" "do not take showers that last hours" "do not change the heating controls". Felt like I was in a prison camp! Thankfully it was only 2 nights, as all the signs combined with the 35 cups and a whole canteen tray of cutlery (I'm not joking) for 2 people, drove me crazy!

copperpotsalot · 02/06/2021 17:40

Just get a marker pen and draw a massive cock across it.

Immature but satisfying

Ostara212 · 02/06/2021 18:03

OP now I am tempted to buy googly eyes and just put them anywhere 😂

But...cameras. Does your building have them?

Bargebill19 · 02/06/2021 18:05

@Ostara212

OP now I am tempted to buy googly eyes and just put them anywhere 😂

But...cameras. Does your building have them?

Balaclava and sun glasses.
LoveFall · 02/06/2021 18:10

No cameras thankfully.

But I would probably be a prime suspect as I can't keep my mouth shut at the AGMs.

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Ostara212 · 02/06/2021 18:14

Barge - if the building had cameras, then the balaclava wouldn't help 😂

Okay, no cameras. Go for it! You and the dog on a secret mission.

You already know someone else is pissed off so you won't be the only suspect!

Bargebill19 · 02/06/2021 18:24

Balaclava, motor cycle helmet and sunglasses. Wear a boiler suit to cover up your shape. Can’t see the problem with cameras?!

Ostara212 · 02/06/2021 18:26

@Bargebill19

Balaclava, motor cycle helmet and sunglasses. Wear a boiler suit to cover up your shape. Can’t see the problem with cameras?!
If the cameras see the balaclava clad person going back to Apartment 1504, the pool of suspects is narrow unless there's a commune living there!

I'd be tempted to wear a T shirt that gives the finger, and a bike helmet, just to ride the elevator.

Bargebill19 · 02/06/2021 18:34

Oh yeah! For got about that!!! I wouldn’t make much of a burglar…

Bargebill19 · 02/06/2021 18:35

Like the t shirt idea though!

LoveFall · 02/06/2021 19:39

@Ostara212

Barge - if the building had cameras, then the balaclava wouldn't help 😂

Okay, no cameras. Go for it! You and the dog on a secret mission.

You already know someone else is pissed off so you won't be the only suspect!

Love this. Attack tiny poodle cross (I know, I know, but I didn't pick him and I love him) and me in balaclavas. He could lick any sign police to death.

Unfortunately he is very popular in the building and always greeted by name before me. Little tail wagging scene stealer...

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