The BESH 30s TTC thread in the world EVER - 2010

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C'mon girls, this is the year. We will form a circle and concentrate hard on diffment.

Meanwhile, David and Jenson have popped the corks and are pouring out the Bellinis. Truckle of stilton anyone?

But I don't know the drill skidaddle, I've never POAS'd, and I only have PIAPs. Anyway, I've told cunty I'm not doing either until day 32, if I get that far...ooh feeling minor twinge, prob start of droid.

Lyra I know what you said to cunty but frankly we don't care. PIAP PIAP etc.

poo that sounds RANK

welldun for not punching the Dr...

medee you do know that the CBFM is a MENKUL machine dontcha????? I hated mine so much I gave it to scropy but I don't fink she uses it - cos it shunned her early on or summink...

Day 32 lyra - how far away is that? Are you day 27/ 28? I iz impatient!

28, oinkster

Ski there will be children there so no porn, although who knows what will go on when Gin and Extreme go to the pub...

Lyra POAS already.

Is everyone working today, or something? Outrageous.

I know what you mean Lyra I'm really fed up and unmotivated today and they're all beavering away like little boffins. PIAP!

Just started my lunch hour, but yes, have been attempting to beaver having done sod all, despite a massive pile of jobs that must be done by end of Jan piling up on my desk...

OK then, in the absence of anyone entertaining me, I will talk to myself. I am going to visit best friend this weekend. She is updiffed, about 24 weeks. I have got her this as a wee gift, but am now worried that it is ubernaff. And where's the evidence base?? I must be going soft in the head, it's totally uncharacteristic of me to buy something like that.

Never heard of the likes lyra, but it's a nice thought for a preggo. Can't imagine what it might sound like or how baby would react. And don't worry, baby matters = brain going to mush. I've just spent an hour gushing over fluffy toy bunnies

Lyra I'm with curly, I'd be absolutely gushing and thrilled! Not entirely sure I'd wish to whip out my belly and let you jiggle it though to demonstrate...

curly I too have an unbelievable amount of work to do but like lyra and her piap I am sticking my head in the sand.

It's lovely Lyra, sure your friend will love.

Sodding loads of work as well can't see desk for da mess

Am also swamped at work.and I can't find my brain,which isn't helping.

lyra I think it's lovely too. We used to play reggae to my belly when I was pg with mooch,and now he insists that we play 'mob barley' at every opportunity.it's all we allowed to play in the car! And it chills him out,which is great....

And people say us BESHes are hard! Thanks all.

ski - ho fucking ho

gin - mob barley,

Hope scorps is OK, no sign of her today

I miss Scorps too. Expect she is off drowning her sorrows in a bucket of....

If we could collectively will her a diff, she would have triplets on the way by now.

Afternoonz. lyra that's gorgeous.

Oh hey, news just in: apparently I'm expected to work for my salary. what gives? I've got a chart to stare at in menkulist way.

Have been out for lunch with an author and then boozing working very hard. I love my job.

humpy. Bah.

Sorry. On the downside, now want a cigarette more than anything else in the world. Am not pregnant. AIBU to smoke?

Hi-dee ho, girrrls!

Polly glad to hear your HSG went well...I hated mine, but the results were ok, so I cant complain.

I went for my first dildocam of the month today, and the doctor said "Hmmm, there seems to be some kind of a 'fold' in your uterus, don't think it's a polyp, though...I'll discuss it with the consultant".

WTF! what the hell is it then? I've spend the majority of the past year with a farking scanner stuck up my foo foo, and no one has spotted anything before! I am hoping (?) that perhaps its just a bit of something left over from last m/c...I can't fucking cope if this is just the next bit of bad luck on my journey.

On the positive side, my consultant agreed to do some investigations about my m/c's..(after me applying a bit of pressure), so I had 9 (NINE!!!) vials of blood taken today, and they are booking me in for a hysteroscopy, with is a camera stuck right into the uterus for a good look round. I am NOT looking forward to that, because I found the hsg to be really painful, so my cervix doen't like having shiz forced through it.

Sorry for being a bit 'me, me, me', but I just feel bloody depressed now...I am having treatment this month, so what if I get pregnant and this freaky womb foldything wont share it's home with the baybee? Gaaah!

Sorry, forgot to put the ' ' around the word 'journey' in that last post!

Have you got any blood left Cho?! Glad they're investigating though.

I'm currently failing miserably at either packing to go away or finishing the work that needs doing before I go. All I want to do today is sleep. As predicted droid appeared in full flow overnight, but I'm not sure that's any excuse for this much sleepiness.

Hi Ocarina...I think it's mainly gin in my circulatory system anyway! Thank god I am not a needle-phobe.

The Boyf is a mard needlephobe, poor thing...you can imagine the level of sympathy he has received on those extremely rare occasions that he has been required to give blood during our treatment...it is met with a list of blood samples, examinations, scans, injections, pessaries, POASs, miscarriages,indignities and hours and hours of time off work! The poor sod hasn't cottoned on yet, and still starts moaning if there is any suggestion that he might have to have any bloods taken...d'oh!

Laydeez, Laydeez, I is here now, chillax your fine selves

Thanks for wishing me a baybee... now wish fucking harder!

Can't get the intermawebs at work. Can, however, get the cramps of Satan. Boss said she couldn't let me go home early cos she was so busy. She popped out for an hour, and upon her return took one look at me, ashen-faced, slightly febrile and leaning in a contorted manner and told me to bugger off (nicely). If the cramps weren't bad enough, my bus was involved in an accident this morning (hit car; it was car's fault; luckily driver and the bus peeps were fine)!

But enough of that crap. Am glad Poobum got good HSG results (still shuddering at the very thought of 'lip-partage' - poor you! ). Onwards and upwards (or is that too close to home, talking of HSGs, hoho)!

ChoCho, try not to worry about the 'fold' thing (I can give advice about not worrying, just not take it!) - it could even be a mistake. Do you ever get braaahn bits before you full droid arrives? If so, this means you're retaining a bit of droid every month and a bit of 'tar' stuck in the old Womble might look like a fold . at your 'poor' fella and the horrors of his possibly requiring interaction with needles. Oh the humanity! Menz!

Camel - YABVU. Put out your hand

ski I have a chequered past....am dull as shit good now. And also I look like shit.