PMSL beat you up??? Can't help but have a little snigger as well though! Sorry!
Seriously it would take me all day to go through all that she has done. A few of the things though:
1: I think I mentioned she left DH when he was 5 years old, with his 4 brothers and sister and an alcoholic/violent dad, to run off with a man who she ended up marrying? Her DH2 died about 18 months after DH and I got together.
2: She then about 3 years ago went on to meet a man off the net. He seemed quite nice, some company for her, we had them over for dinner etc. a few times. About 6 months after they got together he asked her to marry him, she accepted, was all seeming lovely, until she told us that he was a convicted child rapist, who had spent 2 years in jail for it, but he was of course innocent. It turned out she had known all along about him, let him take DS1 to the toilets in a restaurent, invited him into our home, let him sit on our sofa, drink out of our mugs, I know that sounds OTT, but it still makes my skin crawl now. It turned out that if she hadn't have told us about him, then the police would have because of him being on the Sex Ofenders Register, and marrying her, apparently they have to tell all members of imediate family of his past, so that was the only reason she told us.
We obviously don't have a say over who she has in her life, but there was no way we were taking DS1 anywhere near him. So we went for a few months where we would only go and see her if he was away from the house. He eventually called it off because he felt we had ruined it between them. She then admitted that she did think had raped his foster kids, then xmas before last she was still on her own, so sent him an xmas card and was pissed off when he didn't send one back. So she admits she thinks he was guilty of abusing and raping these two girls, but she wanted a xmas card from him?
3: (or have you had enough?!!!) She asked us to buy a car for her, that she would give us the money for each month, but she has a crap credit file and couldn't get the credit, we agreed. She can only drive automatics, she found a car, was £2,600, deal was she'd give us £60 a month to pay the loan off, she kept it for 6 months, paid us about £30 altogether over the 6 months, and then she sold it for £600 and kept the money, because she wanted a new computer. So we were obviously left with the loan, which we couldn't just stop paying because that would have fucked us up.
4: (last example for now, I promise, I have warned not to get me started on her!!) Back ground, she eventually got over the pervert, and was now with her (now DH) DP. When I was about 33 weeks with DS2, I suddenly started getting very close strong contractions, they stopped after an hour, and because we don't have anyone to look after DS1 except MIL, (and she won't even look after him once every 6 months for us to go out or anything, we've not been out as a couple for about 2 and a half years!) we couldn't just drop everything there and then and go to the hospital, I had a routine MW appointment booked for the next day and since the contractions stopped after an hour, we decided to wait till the next day. MW next day sent me to consultants the day after with instructions of it happened again I was to go to labour ward imediatly, in an ambulance if needed. So DH rings MIL tell's her what's gone on, asks if she would come and stay at our house that night incase it kicked off (baring in mind I was 33 weeks pregnant, would have been a bit hit and miss for DS2 if he'd have been born then, and the fact that she knows we don't have anyone to ask, and that she had agreed to look after him for us when I went into labour anyway) she said she couldn't come and stay at ours because her cats would be left at home alone, her then DP would have been at home with the sodding cats.
Fuck me that took ages to type! Sorry, I think it might be hugeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! You did ask!