Is that Greek yoghurt CM in your pants🩲 or are you just pleased to see me? Knickerwatching TTC bus 43

[Minster2012]

We are back in business & trundling into summer with weight loss galore & hopefully some promotions! 🥳🥸 Yesss ladies though there’s quite a lot of injuries lately 🤒🤕so be careful, don’t fall off the bus!

Welcome to the knickerwatch brigade 👀be it for spotting spotting 🩸, Aunt Flo or even pesky progesterone leakage 💊even after BFP many of us here know the knickerwatch needs to be maintained so we operate a strict rotation policy of participants (partici 🩲maybe 🤗)

Here is the bus where anything goes, and chat isn’t just TTC it’s anything. Ranting very much encouraged to her things off your (are they sore boobs?!) chest

The price of your bus pass is an embarrassing story please, doesn’t have to go be TTC related and nothing is TMI here so let’s hope the ride (bus not banging) doesn’t take long 🤞🏻🙌🏻

And if you see mention of my blog then blame these guys they made me do it...#shamelessplug

minstermusings.co.uk for the blog that’s where the full stuff happens
& minstermusings on insta - some of our ladies have made special anonymous accounts so we can link up via me 🥰
If you want to sign up & get updates please do, please note your username if you comment shows up to others so maybe make it anonymous I won’t be offended 😂🤣(unless you are mean)

Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs
Dec 14 BFPs
jan 7 BFPs
February 8 BFPs
March 5 BFPs
April 5 BFPs
May 4 BFPs

And we’ve gone bumper with a twins section...
@madeoftea
@crazydoglady

Roll on the summer

June 4
@haiyaa
@tornados2inc
@Amy00
& sneaking in at the end of the last bus ….
@notyetamumbuttrying

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Good morning all 😀 incoming ramble.
Ok sorry if it causes confusion but I'm doing a name change! I couldn't get my name when I joined (not sure why I wanted to use it either!) So just put random letters at the end until I found something available and it's just a nonsense word 😂 I'm tired of it! I'm thinking something ttc related (and maybe a second username to switch to for non ttc topcs 🤔 does anyone else do that?) Something positive, get the universe on board .... I'll be back when inspiration hits 😀

@larrythelizard definitely! I want it to be perfect!

@Juno231 hahahahaha well that could be the second option if af does show up😂 chocolate star fishing, crying😂😂 ohhh no! It wasn't tiny tiny, it went round the whole outside of the house, but it wasn't wide at all, probably the width of 2 people next to each other! So sorry for bfn, sending hugs x

@Tornado2Inc hahahaa our minds😂

@Kirky658 absolutely, at least we have something so there's no rush! Oooo that sounds lovely!! Deffo send in pics!

Saw this last night on Facebook and thought I'd put it in here for all of us struggling❤️

Not with a FRER @Tornado2Inc will try it later if I remember!

Ooh @Kirky658 I wish you were my wife, that sounds lush!

I switch all over the place @Katao! I have just got my head around @becarefuloutthere so can prob manage one more!

Is @becarefuloutthere a name change? From whom?

Morning ladies hope I've not missed too much yesterday, feeling a fragile flower this morning!
Note to self don't put Wetherspoons table number on Facebook as you get alsorts sent, I was thinking my friends would send me random stuff like bowls of peas but turns out they like us and sent us drinks 🤣🤣

Saw this and found it quite fitting today for those who struggle on Father's Day like me, lots of love to you all xx

Yes @Franklydear she was notamumyetbuttrying

@Billythecat it's going to be strange, I'm going to get drunk and dance by myself 😊 sorry about your SIL, hope it's implantation for you 💕 when will you test?

@Vil10 oh that's lovely 🥺 TMI..
when DH did his SA I was like is that it? (didn't look a lot) compared to what lake spermo actually feels like 🙈 house sounds lovely but yes maybe not practical. I think when house viewing they'll always be one thing that's not quite perfect (small bathroom, small 3rd bedroom etc) but garden for me would be a big one too it was our main thing. Hope something else comes up soon, are you in any rush to move?

Actually yes @larrythelizard you're right I have a super fertile "SIL" none of the kids are my brothers mind 🙄 get to spend the day with them today 😩 bloody Pfizer that's frustrating prolonging your cycle, come on AF!

@Juno231 sorry on the BFN ☹️💕 sending love. I must have been the only one who didn't read into anal on @Vil10 post 😆

Wow..... Husband keeps erotic photos of ex in his bedside drawer www.mumsnet.com/Talk/relationships/4275166-Husband-keeps-erotic-photos-of-ex-in-his-bedside-drawer

@larrythelizard thank you, I missed that in my retreat, makes so much sense @becarefuloutthere, love it

@larrythelizard lol nevermind @becarefuloutthere, I still think Newbie when I read @Justanothercyster 🤣 ive resisted name chaning for ages.

Ok so this is the new me 😁 (katao)

Sorry @Juno231 I missed you had a bfn. Only 9dpo though isn't it? It puts more pressure on it when it's a special day doesn't it! I tested this morning too just because of father's day. Bfn. Not tracking but at a guess I'm probably 7dpo. Couldn't resist testing though for the day that is!

Ah good I like the name @Manifestingbaby!!

I like the sound of your friends @kaylsd! Sending you love today if it's a toughie x

Love it @Manifestingbaby and it's very hard to resist testing just in case, but sorry for the BFNs @Juno231 & @Manifestingbaby

@Vil10 it's a difficult one, if you aren't keen on the area either it's not ideal, we are moving because we don't have enough outside space, 4 years here so you'd have to move again

@kaylsd your friends sent you drinks?! Amazing! Dread to think what I'd get sent 🤣

@Franklydear how you feeling today? Any treats for DH?

@bez91 that chap would soon be an ex if that were me, wtf?!

@larrythelizard bloody jab 😳😩

I'm all kinds of confused today too, CD37 now, was 5 weeks since start of miscarriage yesterday & no sign of AF. If I use @Manifestingbaby 's suggestion that my spotting was an AF then CD6 today. Did a hcg (bfn) and an OV test this morning, & there's a faint line on the OV so maybe you are right? I will keep beating both in mind 🙄

@Manifestingbaby haha I do too! I had to change it after I wasn't such a newbie after all😂 like the name change!

And thanks @Franklydear for asking I missed @larrythelizard's name change, was wandering who @becarefuloutthere was too.

@Juno231 still not out, wishing you all the luck 🤞🏼✨

@bez91 that thread! Poor woman 😣 I would be the same tbh

@bez91 I definitely don't see the point in weddings right now. You can't really enjoy it? The whole thing is pretty crappy.
@kaylsd the BIL thing would have pissed me off. I think I would have had to say something. Ffs.
@Vil10 🤣 everyone thinking you are planning anal.
@Billythecat it is good but it sends me funny! Dunno what I'm doing and it makes me float. Lol. So the name changes on here are not helping my confusion. 🤣
@larrythelizard sorry about the bfn.

Struggling a bit here. Fathers day and my dad's birthday all in one go. He died 2 years ago next week. I thought I was ok until this morning. We went yesterday and took flowers over and in glad we did it yesterday now and not today.

Can the new bus list the old usernames in brackets beside the new names for us please 😆 I'm already confused. I was going to change mines too since the 2020 mission failed and became the 2021 mission but just never bothered in the end.

@Minster2012 more like myself, thanks, DH woke up to a nice dance, then breakfast with the beau, made him a card in secret, day of lazing in front of the TV cos the weather is nuts

This is funny cos is true

Brilliant idea @2020mission, now to find a discreet way to make a similar list with Instagram

That's a great idea @2020mission (2021 mission!) that's done 💪🏻

@Franklydear pleased you are feeling more like yourself ' DH had. Lovely morning

@clolo hows the stimulations going? When's your first scan?

@paintfairy big hugs to you on a difficult day. I'm sure he is very proud of you 😘🥰

@Juno231 you know it's still very early! Were you tired last night?

Sending love @paintfairy always hard on these really hyped up days even though I'm sure you miss him every day x

Yes @Franklydear we need some Instagram clues listed too haha

Sorry I know it's confusing! I promise I won't change again for another 43 buses 😆🤪🙃

@paintfairy I'm so sorry you are struggling. That's a lot all at once with father's day and the anniversary. I'm sure being in pain doesn't help either. Try to fo something nice for yourself today for a bit of self care. Love to you x

Wait look @Manifestingbaby you still come up as katao on mine now, but you didn't when you said it??!! What???

@clolo I'm sure day 8 will be fine, I think my first one was around then, a week after starting then it got less time in between. Glad it's going well & you aren't feeling too much, I always think that's actually best seeing as it's not pleasant 🤣

I don't know if you can read this article but I've just found it interesting, I've said before I had a coil in for about 6 weeks during which I thought I'd gone 20 rounds with Tyson, was bleeding every week for 4 weeks and told "that's normal it's just settling" & in pain. It was the best contraceptive device I've had because I just didn't have sex as was in pain. I got it taken out after bout 6 weeks but even that was horrific & it got stuck with them saying "well it should be easier than that, cough harder" 😳😡

I like her comment about "if men had paper clips shoved up their willies they'd have morphine"

True dat

And the cervix only being open for special occasions 🤣